Strange condition?

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 20:52

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006110472,00.html

Better that extreme than the other I would say

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 20:58

Nix said:
Yes it is

Seconded

We should have a poll... to see wheter his condition is better than total impotence and whether it is funny or not...

I think the bit about being offered wide trousers is quite funny. Also, I'd imagine that he wouldn't be able to move within a few meters of children without getting accuse of being a paedo

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:29

sara said:
He's got a stonker in that picture! See the way the right (his left) trouser leg is hanging?

Was about to call you gay, but then saw your username... yes, true to his claim it seems he does have a stonker, a woody, a stiffy, a tent-pole, a plunger-handle, a sail-mast on clear display...

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:30

great advice said:
How can you call anyone gay, you looked!!

Really? Looked... at what?

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:35

Spend_day said:
But doctors told the court they could not cure him — even after sticking NEEDLES in his manhood.

OUCH

So this man's manhood is invulnerable to needles? Methinks they just need bigger needles. That's or to stop suggesting that prodding things with sharp points is in fact a 'potential medical cure'

Slap some leeches on his ****, I say! I leech lovin' aught to bring him down.

cleanbluesky · 12 Mar 2006 at 00:37

You'd think he'd just push it under his belt so that it stands up straight instead of poking out

cleanbluesky · 12 Mar 2006 at 00:45

Gavstar said:
Well he isn't going to be able to strap it down without having to hobble around like Quasimodo.

Does seem to be a bit of a lightweight reason to avoid prison, the detailed reasoning is ignored in the article. I can only imagine it is to spare him the extra attention he might recieve in the showers!

Do you not think a permenant stiffy would make prison life a challenge?