Have you seen/read Dreamcatcher?
Brilliant book, and a damn decent film too

Have you seen/read Dreamcatcher?
bah, you think that's weird! you've seen nothing!
our weird guy does some/all of the following in a day
comes to your desk and farts
flakes in your drinks/food
smells like dirty girl parts
produces his own form of freakish moisturiser, which he leaves on everything he touches
hah!
Offer him some Mentoes
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Same said colleague walks about with half sleeved shirts in freezing wind claiming its lovely day.
Maybe accompany them with some Cadbury's Fingers.
All the signs of a WoW player!!!
I got the Mentos joke too, but I still don't get the Fingers joke even after you posted a pic of some mentos![]()
That sounds like half my officeFat colleague with weird bodyheat tbh