Stringfellows, Spearmint Rhino, or something else?

You aren't a real man. A real man would have taken her into the back, smashed her pasty with the equivalent force of a mallet and then branded both your name and OcUK onto her back :p

(please don't do this :p)

Haha ye, I should have but "going into the backroom" wasnt going to be free ;)
 
Lovely story. Truely heartwarming.

I was taken by suprise when in america I had the "No Touching" policy in my head, when it came to the acutal dance to my suprise she placed my hands upon her breasticles...Also got something extra than your usual UK dance but cant be said on these lovely forums.

Also had the option of "going into the backroom" which I never took up on the offer but I can have a good guess at what it entailed.

Prostitution is legal in various US states, hence the difference in approach.
 
Ahh the memories of Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. I think that was probably one of the most memorable and eventful nights of my life :)
 
Me and the gf went for a drive around Glasgow a few months ago to go hooker spotting then ended up at Forbidden (old Fury Murys / Legs n Co) much to the surprise of all the girls working and other patrons. Got a double dance with two chicks all over us both.

Having said that Glasgow ones are tame compared to Edinburgh's pubic triangle (Hooters/BabyDolls, Burke n Hare + Western all sitting at a fork off Lothian Road).

I am very happy with my current gf LOL :D
 
They are ok now and again. I think the no touching rule went out of the window a while ago. The best one I went to was just an arranged night at a nightclub. there was about 12 of us around 1 big table and we had the girls dancing on the table. We had a different girl dancing on there all night and only paid for 1 each.

I went to a scary one at a working mens club in about 1995. There were only 2 'girls' who were about 35-40. Their act was pretty much them doing things together and not in a teasing way, just full on everything. There was no stage, everyone stood in a circle with them going at it on the floor. They were sat on the floor, legs spread wide, spraying cream on 'themselves' and slowly spinning round and inviting pretty much all of the front row to come and lick it off. The night ended in them having full sex with some lad whose birthday it was. He was trying to get away to begin with but they didn't give up. His mates who set him up didn't know whether to cheer or run.

The best part of the night was the comedian picking on a lad infront of the crowd who looked about 16.

"Are you old enough to be in here"

"Yeah, Yeah i'm 18"

"does your mum know you're in here"

[big grin] "no"

"well you best **** off quick cause she's on next"
 
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If you want a night your guest will not forget, I suggest the Ye Olde Axe on Hackney Road.

They'll *never* unsee what they see there.

this is shoreditch yeah ?
I went there a few weeks ago after being at a Festival in Victoria Park, strange place man, we didn't even know it was a strip bar until we went in and the girls came up to us asking for a pound
then after 12 I was convinced it was a brothel as there was like 3 girls to every guy, mostly european girls, but apparently it's all genuine after 12
still didn't seem right tho!
 
Yeah, that's the one in shoreditch. Though it sounds like it has changed. :(

It used to have tables with a slot for a 50p coin, and the strippers (all aged 50+) would collect these coins in very inventive ways.

Rikki - a lot of strip pubs will have the girls walk around the gaff before they go on stage with a glass, and you must put a pound in else the extremely heavy handed bouncer will have words.
 
yeah, they went round the entire bar and get everyone to put a pound in the jar, then dance for 5 mins, as i say it seemed a bit strange and I didn't really want to say no incase it caused trouble
was also a bouncer type dude sitting in the toilets all night, guys in the cubicals doing lines.....
strange place
 
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