Poll: Stuck in A&E

[antijoke]

Well friends, I'm at A&E.

Today has not been a good day so far!

I decided to go horse riding instead of staying at home, something I haven't done in a few years. It turned out to be a big mistake!

I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.

Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But the ******* took the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant!

 

[Dis86]

Ban.

 

[Gerard]

 

[tom_e]

Oh... Dear...

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

Ban.

Agreed

 

[Noxia]

History precedes you, always scroll to the end of an anticonscience post!

 

[Mahonyy]

6/10 I chuckled

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Stop horsing around

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

OP is not very stable

 

[Jono]

www.sadtrombone.com

 

[Spuj]

History precedes you, always scroll to the end of an anticonscience post!

I forgot who it was so I read the whole thing. Next time I won't forget

 

[Jamesyboyjim]

Ban.

See above

 

[wedrum]

Ban.

 

[Phate]

Was this joke funny? Neigh!

 

[Uther]

Username change to 'Ride The Elephant' and ban for the op.

 

[Bunka]

Username change to 'Ride The Elephant' and ban for the op.

I'm all for banning the OP but you really want your username changed to Ride The Elephant?

Mods - Make it so!

 

[StoutMeister]

It's his wife that sits in the saddle...

 

[Leprechaun312]

10,000 votes in a poll on a thread with less than 15 comments..... somethings not quite right

 

[Rroff]

10,000 votes in a poll on a thread with less than 15 comments..... somethings not quite right

Seems legit to me.

 

[Jamesyboyjim]

Over 10,000 voters so far!!! All legit I'm sure

It seems dad jokes really do invoke the OcUk rage haha!