Stuff you should know, but don't

[physichull]

Realise that no matter how right and correct I am, women will always win, even if they are wrong.

No man! What sort of attitude is that!

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Say "No" to the Mrs. Sadly, this is just in my dreams

Ironing.. I can do it but it takes my about a year to do one shirt.

Math's - Never been my thing. I have no idea how I made it in IT , let alone as a programmer. I blame my father..

 

[Participant]

this is the one that gets me... i suspect i fall into this territory with certain regularity.. things like making a social faus paux....no one actually tells you haha....oh dear.....you just dont get invited to the next party

Like that time you tried to sleep with your friend's 16 year old sister.

 

[pingwing]

Some of these are shocking! How can anyone not know at least the rough dates for the wars! Or how to fold a t-shirt (thought it was pretty simple)

I dont know how to drive properly but im having lessons.

I have a cheeseburger <- A cheeseburger is in my possession
I had a cheeseburger <- A cheeseburger was in my possession in the past
I can has cheezburger <- I am a lolcat

Stolen for sig as that has made my day! (but its too big so boo-urns)

 

[bledd]

Most of the ones are already covered.

I've never changed a car tyre before. Given the equipment I'd figure it out - but I'd be sitting by the side of the road in tears for at least an hour I reckon.

http://www.ehow.co.uk/video_2260481_replace-flat-tire.html

No messing guide

 

[Westyfield2]

How to tie a bow-tie.

This.

 

[AGD]

How to iron.