Had a call from the wife, her car has died. Squealing noise, then smoke from under the bonnet, then the steering went kaput.
I take the Vit & the towrope and go to fetch her.
Get to the car and find the tensioner on the fanbelt has siezed and burnt through the fan belt.
No biggy, drag it home, fix it in the morning.
Drag it home, hmm, snag. Where is the towing eye?
Remember that hideous go-faster bumper the 306 came with?
Well to complete the "smooth" look, the ___ing self-manipulator CUT OFF THE TOWING EYE!
Ended up having to wrap the rope around one of the engine mounts and drive home at 10mph, which was fun.
And to complete my evening of fun, i've had a nose on the bay and found a replacement tensioner. For £55
and breathe.
I take the Vit & the towrope and go to fetch her.
Get to the car and find the tensioner on the fanbelt has siezed and burnt through the fan belt.
No biggy, drag it home, fix it in the morning.
Drag it home, hmm, snag. Where is the towing eye?
Remember that hideous go-faster bumper the 306 came with?
Well to complete the "smooth" look, the ___ing self-manipulator CUT OFF THE TOWING EYE!

Ended up having to wrap the rope around one of the engine mounts and drive home at 10mph, which was fun.
And to complete my evening of fun, i've had a nose on the bay and found a replacement tensioner. For £55

and breathe.