Stupid Product Names

[GeezerButler]

Just looking at some reviews today and it seems that product names are getting increasingly ridiculous. For example on just one page of reviews we have:

XigmaTeak 'THOR'S HAMMER' CPU cooler

Tuniq 'POTENCY' power supply

and my favourite so far:

The MSI 'MEMORY LOVER' motherboard

mmm, MSI motherboard love you long time

Anyone else got any favourite stupidly named products?

 

[rodo]

They may be stupid but it's got you talking about them which is what the companies want. I'll certainly remember the memory lover motherboard

 

[BigBruiserAl]

yep you fell right into their trap, just by this thread alone they get free adverstising as some ppl will have never heard of those poducts before

 

[Ben M]

http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=HS-026-CM

that whole page is hilarious...

"the Cooler Master V8 revs up ahead with its tough guard cooling engine."
"this wicked-fun V8 monster has enough horsepower to out-perform its duties"

-.-

 

[D D Danneh]

What would you do if you turn your computer on one day only to find THOR'S HAMMER has smashed your CPU up? Or if your MEMORY LOVER mobo won't let go of your RAM when you decide to upgrade?

 

[superflyguy]

I always loved those whacko DFI dudes....Diamond Flower International.
What a name eh!!

 

[rodo]

I always loved those whacko DFI dudes....Diamond Flower International.
What a name eh!!

If only they put such effort into creating a support website fit for this decade

 

[FaceplantSi]

http://www.overclockers.co.uk/showproduct.php?prodid=GX-083-GW&groupid=701&catid=56&subcat=1235

...apparently this card "Goes Like Hell" I should hope it does at that price. ROFL when I saw that one