Just come back from an ST test drive with a huge smile on my face and a very good offer on the table over £100 less per month than the Cooper S.
I understand everyone's suggestions around an older RWD car being better value for money and it has made me ponder so thanks for all the great (and bonkers) suggestions but so far in life I have driven:
Mini Cooper 07 (Learned to drive in)
Fiat Scicento 51
Toyota Yaris 03
So as you can see my car past pedigree isn't particularly exciting so I'm pretty set on settling for an ST for now. The only decision is base red or pay that little bit more for metallic blue