Summer Transfer Window 22/23

JamesH85 · 30 Jun 2022 at 08:17

If that's true, good business for Everton, but can they replace him, can't rely on wet noodle DCL. He's more interested in shaving his armpits and putting his make up on.

adam cool dude · 30 Jun 2022 at 08:42

CliffyG said:
Richarleson to Spurs for 60 mil apparently. Mental.

Him with son and Kane could be quite the threat. He is a 1 in 3 player pretty much like Jesus but has done it in a real poor team with no Europe.

CliffyG · 30 Jun 2022 at 08:46

He's so unlikeable too, didn't think i could hate Spurs any more but he'll definitely do it.

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:27

Breaking news:

Banterchester United have signed a LB. Dutch international player, formerly played in Mick Mouse League in Disney Land. A steal at only £100 million. Social media is awash with rumours of a 5 LB formation; a new Pep Guardiola is in town. A team full of defenders, and Harry Maguire.

Shamikebab · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:39

sigma said:
Breaking news:

Banterchester United have signed a LB. Dutch international player, formerly played in Mick Mouse League in Disney Land. A steal at only £100 million. Social media is awash with rumours of a 5 LB formation; a new Pep Guardiola is in town. A team full of defenders, and Harry Maguire.

Has your kid taken over your account or something? I don't remember your posts being this dumb before.

Thekwango · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:43

Shamikebab said:
Has your kid taken over your account or something? I don't remember your posts being this dumb before.

I reckon he’s off for a week and took to drinking in the morning

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:44

Shamikebab said:
Has your kid taken over your account or something? I don't remember your posts being this dumb before.

Did you think I was being serious? :confused:

Shamikebab · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:45

sigma said:
Did you think I was being serious?

Where did I say that? I said your posts have been really dumb lately, like the kind of thing a 10 year old might find funny. I just don't remember your posts being this bad before.

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:46

Shamikebab said:
Where did I say that? I said your posts have been really dumb lately, like the kind of thing a 10 year old might find funny. I just don't remember your posts being this bad before.

Whitch posts?

div0 · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:47

Probably should have been posted in the banter thread, although agree better if had just been left in the school playground.

robfosters · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:52

sigma said:
Breaking news:

Banterchester United have signed a LB. Dutch international player, formerly played in Mick Mouse League in Disney Land. A steal at only £100 million. Social media is awash with rumours of a 5 LB formation; a new Pep Guardiola is in town. A team full of defenders, and Harry Maguire.

My word, that is a **** poor attempt at being funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Baz prunes it to save your embarrassment.

Please stay away from the jokes.

BaZ87 · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:57

robfosters said:
My word, that is a **** poor attempt at being funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Baz prunes it to save your embarrassment.

Please stay away from the jokes.

Remove posts mocking Utd? You must be kidding.

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:58

robfosters said:
My word, that is a **** poor attempt at being funny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Baz prunes it to save your embarrassment.

Please stay away from the jokes.

I don't think it's broken any rules. And it's not as embarrassing as some of the things you've written on this forum. So you didn't find it funny? Who cares? I don't.

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 09:59

BaZ87 said:
Remove posts mocking Utd? You must be kidding.

Please let me know if I've broken any rules and I shall adjust accordingly.

Shamikebab · 30 Jun 2022 at 10:00

The funny thing is you posted almost the same thing a few days ago, nobody reacted to it so you decided to double down

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 10:01

Shamikebab said:
The funny thing is you posted almost the same thing a few days ago, nobody reacted to it so you decided to double down

I genuinely don't remember that, not that I have to justify posting on here. But I'll go and check my history.

sigma · 30 Jun 2022 at 10:04

sigma said:
I genuinely don't remember that, not that I have to justify posting on here. But I'll go and check my history.

Nope, can't see it.

But sure, you keep lapping up the MUFC mediocrity

laughing stock of the world.

BaZ87 · 30 Jun 2022 at 10:04

Ok, let's not derail the thread. Sigma hasn't broken any rules, he's just being a bit silly. He does that sometimes.

robfosters · 30 Jun 2022 at 10:13

We are properly hanging this Jesus deal out.

Just announce it and crack on with more signings ffs. Taken all the fun out of it. We could lose out on Tielemans to Utd if reports are to be believed. Just dragging our feet now. The cynic in me says there’s no money left.

Robbo · 30 Jun 2022 at 10:44

sigma said:
Nope, can't see it.

But sure, you keep lapping up the MUFC mediocrity laughing stock of the world.

What mediocrity?

We have new people running the club in Arnold and Murtough (for the Glazers, admittedly).

We've appointed a highly rated manager with a strong track record, who offers something a bit different.

We're currently pursuing transfer targets for that manager. The main target being one of the most esteemed midfielders in the world. The other targets seem fine to me.

If we don't sign anyone and ETH is a disaster then by all means have a moan, but give them a chance.