Supermarket Carpark!

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Hello wonderfuls.

I have painstakingly recreated my local supermarket carpark in diagram form in the picture below but I couldn't work out how to make gaps in the columns in Excel so it's not quite accurate and is over-represented by a factor of four (it is actually very, very wrong indeed) but oh well, pitter patter. For reference this is a 7am - 9pm operation and has 12 aisles so by no means a large shopping experience.

If you were to come by my house today and have a chat, maybe a tea or the coffee (I also have water, some fruuiity juices, perhaps wine) but then - gosh! - remembered you had to go to the local supermarket in your car to buy a ~grocery~ which of these car park spaces would you park in?

Some god damn ground rules, ok.
  1. It is 9am so daylight and security should not be a major concern.
  2. All of the spaces are free but the supermarket does tend to get busy quickly.
  3. You may not park in disabled spaces unless authorised to do so.
  4. You may choose only one space unless you drive a bus or a lorry but I would like to see some identification for that sir.


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Which numbered car park are you taking then?
 
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91, nice easy swing out and closest to store.

Or 180 as it's unlikely anyone else would park next to me and I can avoid any eye contact or social interaction possibly.
 
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Whichever is closest to the door, if that space is busy or its raining on the pavement next to the door under the awning
 
Or 180 as it's unlikely anyone else would park next to me and I can avoid any eye contact or social interaction possibly.
I’ll be that person that parks in 179, even when every other ****ing space in the car park is empty.

And leave hee haw space for myself to actually get out of my own car without clanging my door into your car.
 
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