Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first, a French surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Spaniard responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third, an English surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an American surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said
it would."
But the fifth, an Italian surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse
are interchangeable."
operate on.
The first, a French surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Spaniard responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third, an English surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an American surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said
it would."
But the fifth, an Italian surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse
are interchangeable."
