Suspected Rape by Animals!

Mikoyan

Mikoyan

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Sorry for the title, but these 2 stories made me crack up!:p

If they are a repost please delete!

"Rogue monkey accused of attempted rapes" :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/nmonkey127.xml

"Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change" :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/wwombat127.xml

""I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."

:D
 
Ha Ha

"India has had problems with monkey violence in the past, and in some areas has resorted to training larger, more violent monkeys to combat the pests."
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There is always somebody bigger than you
 
Lol training monkies.

"Dammit you scientist, we need larger monkies, stronger, faster, if we're ever going to win this dam war!"

And monkey violence? I'd take that anyday over the monkies we got drinking cider with knives, i'll take the odd fist full of poo!
 
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