Sympathy Card

[NeverWinter]

Just found out my GF's Grandma passed away so I have picked up a card for her family.

I'm stuck for what to write, i'm terrible with these sorts of things...

 

[Raumarik]

"I never knew her, but I'm sure she was lovely and nice etc. I'm hoping this sympathy will win me sexual favours with your daughter. RIP grandma.

P.S. hope she puts out"

That close enough?

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

How well do you know her family/her grandma?

 

[NeverWinter]

Well - I was hoping for a serious answer considering the circumstances.

I did know her just not very well, i've been with my GF for 4 years so "putting out" isn't a problem.

I know her immediate family (mom/dad/sister) quite well.

 

[Greenlizard0]

In honour of this tragic event - I will only sodomise your granddaughter's ass once today. Ok maybe twice. But I'll be thinking of you all the time.

 

[Hxc]

Just say something short like "My condolences, best wishes, *yourname*.

 

[NeverWinter]

Probably best to go for something simple I guess.

 

[singist]

On a serious note; Please accept my condolences at this sad time; My thoughts are with you.

Owt along those lines really.
Kind regards.

 

[Raumarik]

They won't be too bothered about what's in it mate, the fact you've bothered is what will matter the most!

 

[gillywibble]

My thoughts are with your grandaughter xx

 

[Cybermyk]

Similar thing happened with an ex and her grandfather. I think I wrote that I was glad to have met him before he passed on.

 

[NeverWinter]

Thanks for the replies guys.

 

[gumbald]

Keep it as short as possible, it's definitely the thought that counts.

 

[Gackt]

"I'm sorry to hear such sad news, did she drop any good loot?"

Yes, I know, I'm going to Hell.

 

[Amnesia]

just try avoiding stuff like she had a hot bod n stuff really