Take Away curries, why do we never learn?

MasterBaker · 10 Apr 2022 at 18:42

Is it just me or do most people eat food in the full knowledge that they'll be paying for it twice the next day?

I ordered a Beef Masala meal deal from the local Indian take away last night, the first time in over a year and i've been suffering ever since and sat here in pain.

MasterBaker · 10 Apr 2022 at 19:03

how explict should i be?

semi bunged up and cramps..full of wind. contant sensation of having to poop but after going 4 times in 2 hours it overly dry back there.
The feeling of internal pressure and having to go to pee a thimble full every 15mins mins... never again.

MasterBaker · 12 Apr 2022 at 16:16

People mention having a few beers along with it, I can honestly say there was no alcohol involved it's just how my body reacts to it!
I was sat there mulling it over but the mental imagery and sensations made me do it, I knew full well the " meat " would be sus standard but I was tasting the garlic nan and sauce just sat there thinking about it.
Indian rice just isn't as nice and fresh Chinese sit in rice is it?

MasterBaker · 14 Apr 2022 at 11:31

If i'm ordering it's usually from Just Eat and if I'm feeling like trying somewhere different I usually read the reviews on there first, I have read some horror story reviews on there in my time!
Every so often I ordered a KFC on just eat and I don't know why, I know I'll be getting one fresh moist bit of chicken and the rest will be old and dried out as per.
I do mention in the notes that could the please give me fresh bits and not the dried out ones, maybe they spit in the bucket after reading that?