Hey all , ive been asked to present a local "Take Me Out" show and figured i will try and do it as alike Paddy as possible.
What i am after for those of you with a quick turn of wit is for people to come up with some funny puns to use .
You know the things Paddy comes out with if you watch the show
Let the Sausage see the mash
Let the Apple see the Crumble
etc etc
If you were presenting a show what witty puns could you come up with to say please ?
Any witty little stories or anything i could use as part of my talking ( the show is gonna last 1.5hrs ) is greatly appreciated.
Thanks for any help , i know a lot of you are very witty people so im looking forward to hearing peoples suggestions , cheers !
What i am after for those of you with a quick turn of wit is for people to come up with some funny puns to use .
You know the things Paddy comes out with if you watch the show
Let the Sausage see the mash
Let the Apple see the Crumble
etc etc
If you were presenting a show what witty puns could you come up with to say please ?
Any witty little stories or anything i could use as part of my talking ( the show is gonna last 1.5hrs ) is greatly appreciated.
Thanks for any help , i know a lot of you are very witty people so im looking forward to hearing peoples suggestions , cheers !