Talk about crap timing

[Devrij]

So I'm due to be on a train to London in an hour to start my new job, and my missus and I have both got the worst case of the runs imaginable. Nooooo!

E: immodium taken and spare underwear in the bag. With a bit of luck I'll be alright but you might get a funny story out of this if I'm not lucky.

 

[Devrij]

Right, made it through the day without shaming myself, although at one point I did need to go give myself a bit of a tidy up as I wasn't sure if I had a sweaty crack or if I was leaking (literally just water squirting out this morning. Proper number 3 so my arse was clenched shut like a bear trap all day)

But yes, absolute bloody nightmare and I can only extol the virtues of this unbranded acute diarrhoea stuff that my gf's mum happened to have in her bag.

Sorry to disappoint, but hope my suffering made at least one person chuckle. There's always tomorrow's train to Newcastle! Hoping I'm through the worst of it because what with the rubbish bog roll on the train and in the office my ring is rawer than a Catholic choirboy's