Talk like a pirate day!

[The Dread Pirate]

Torrents suck, usenet rules.

AYE!

 

[MooMoo444]

Cheap DVDs, all the latest films, buy 2 get 1 free. Come one come all.

 

[InertProtocol]

Why are Bristol Rovers nicknamed the Pirates?

















'Cos they AAAAARRRRRRRRRR

 

[DJMK4]

What did the sheep say to the other sheep?


BAAAAAAARRRRRRR

 

[Cosimo]

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?



A dozen pirates.

 

[Wucked]

I'm going to illegally download some music.

There ya go.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

What has 12 hands, 12 legs and 12 eyes?



A dozen pirates.

Fixed it right up fer ye matey!

 

[knip]

Why are Bristol Rovers nicknamed the Pirates?



'Cos they AAAAARRRRRRRRRR

They're also PAAAAAAAANNNTSSS!

 

[cHk4]

But aren't modern day pirates Somalians, so shouldn't we be talking like them?

Although I guess most of the people in this thread are modern day pirates so talk how you normally would

 

[RomanNose]

What instrument does a pirate play?
A GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Musty Pie]

What instrument does a pirate play?
A GUITARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This one actually made me HAHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

How does a pirate get to work?

In a CAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Thread just went meta.

 

[BRADDERS64]

What does a Pirate study?

LAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

 

[DJMK4]

What does a pirate drink on his birthday?


A YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRddd of ale

 

[MooMoo444]

This is now a booty thread.

Post some nice booty.

 

[estebanrey]

Where do pirates buy Christmas presents for their children?

Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us

 

[TurnipHead]

Yar.

 

[wazza300]

"parley?"

 

[Pestilence]

Torrents suck, usenet rules.

Aye! And fer that, ye'll be needin' WinRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[wazza300]

"meet one eyed willy"

"goonies"