Talked to a monkey facebook status

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Another one of those facebook status code things is going round, noticed four or five girls on my facebook with bizare sentences similar to the bra colour or handbag location codes. Anyone know what this ones about?
 
Presumably what colour bra they are wearing and they are stating it in a attempt to woo potential mates.
 
hurfdurf said:
A while back it was all "I like it in the bathroom" and "I like it on the counter", was the location of where they keep their handbag.
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I thought they were either quotes from a Shaggy song, or the place where they liked to do the dirty
 
"talked to a monkey in tesco because the force is strong with me."

"talked to a monkey in tesco because I'm kinky"

Both the latest ones since the threads gone up
 
It's not a girl thing, I saw it on a lad's wall * (can't remember which of my friends it was so I can't remember how it EXACTLY goes)

Basically, there's a list of sentence starters and sentence endings. You make up a daft sentence based on your Birth month and day. EG If your birthday is in March, your sentence starter might be, "I kissed your mum", if it's in June, it might be, "I jumped on a trampoline" etc. Then everyone says BECAUSE, and there are 31 possible endings based on your birth date.

They will both have the monkey starter because they must have their birthday in the same month, different endings because they have different dates within that month.

Simple as that really.

*EDIT: Unless he didn't realise it was a girl thing :D and I've just broken the trust of every female on FB - haha
 
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Haha, this thread actually has potential. It's like the SP episode where the guys try to decipher the girls device that tells the future...
 
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