Talking to girls

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Hi

my mate has a small problem

tomorrow he is going on a trip with his mate.
His mate is bringing his girlfriend and she is bringing 2 of her mates :D

it takes around 5hours to drive there and back and my mate is sitting in the back with 2 of the girls :D

this will normally be any single blokes dream but my mate is shy and not that confident with women and he is terrified
as he doesn't really know what to say and he doesn't want to look like a fool

he is pretty much a geek and not really up to date on the latest celeb news or what ever BS women these days talk about

and i doubt the girls would be interested in what happened in the latest episode of 24 or Battlestar Galactica

anyone got any tips for my mate or any particular subject he should read up on to mate conversation

many thanks :)
 
Give him a few beers to livin him up :p

Or just get him to act calm and joke around.
 
Ok i made a mistake, not beer, vodka or something so they cant smell it on him. and only enough to make him chatty and not look like hes been drinking.

Or punch him in a face and the girls will be like "awww you poor thing, are you ok? Here feel my boobies to make you better" :p
 
Tell him to ASK questions!! Question asked correctly usually result in satisfactory answers and useful information :)

Usually helps to start conversations :)
 
you have 5 hours in a car....im sure you'll think of something

go with the flow, making a tit of yourself is just a good way of knowing what not to say next time :p
 
5 hours in a car.... alcohol may not be the best solution (based on the fact that after only 1 pint I need a pee pee).

Tranquilizers/sleeping pills.
 
"Hi there. I'm <Insert name here>. I suffer from an acute mental disorder which causes me to spontaneously fall into a deep slumber from which I cannot be woken."

Then simply feign sleep for 5 hours...(It's unlikely that you'll actually be able to sleep what with all their incessant giggling and lengthy but vastly pointless discussions relating to fashion and beauty accessories)
 
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Tell him to be cool, and just stare at their breasts with a big grin on his face.
 
Tell him to be really quiet, and while your in the car wait quietly for 5 hours to get to know a bit more about them. Just tell them your friend is deaf.

Then when you get out of the car shut "April Fools!" and list all the facts he knows about them.

That'll go down well.
 
Threads about girrrlsss and love I can understand because, well, who understands women...but a thread about how to talk to another human being, albeit one who has boobies and smells weird....wtforlylolz?

Seriously...er..grow up and interact, is my blunt advice :)

(No - I'm not in a bad mood, on the contrary actually - just absolutely stunned that this thread exists, though I suppose it shouldn't be toooooo unexpected :p)
 
Tell him to act cool, be interested in them, compliment them because if he does that they'll sleep with him.

If that's not an incentive then I dont know what is
 
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