TANG: That Ain't No Game (Movie Video Game Reviews)

Robert1986 · 10 Apr 2009 at 08:53

For those that don't visit www.Giantbomb.com, heres all the episodes of TANG. If you love to hate video game movies, then you'll enjoy this web show.

SILENT HILL

DOUBLE DRAGON

RESIDNENT EVIL

RESDENT EVIL: DEGENERATION
Link removed due to swearing.

FINAL FANTASY: ADVENT CHILDREN

FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN

STREET FIGHTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2tu...thread.php?p=13856446&feature=player_embedded

HITMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnY...thread.php?p=13856446&feature=player_embedded

cheets64 · 10 Apr 2009 at 10:31

RE and Hitman very good films, true to the game and not over the top, they ruined the RE 2 and 3 films.

Robert1986 · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:03

cheets64 said:
RE and Hitman very good films

No, no and no. They are terrible movies.

cheets64 · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:19

Robert1986 said:
No, no and no. They are terrible movies.

They are good movies.

L0rdMike · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:28

Robert1986 said:
No, no and no. They are terrible movies.

Having never played the game Hitman I liked the film while my friend said it was nothing like the game and was a bad film.

Noel Gallagher · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:39

Whys it always an over weight american guy with a beard?

wannabedamned · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:49

Robert1986 said:
No, no and no. They are terrible movies.

I thought resident evil 1 and Hitman were good movies also.

Noel Gallagher · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:53

wannabedamned said:
I thought resident evil 1 and Hitman were good movies also.

lolwut?

i regret to this day ever going to cinemas, paying £7 just to see hitman.

wannabedamned · 10 Apr 2009 at 11:54

Noel Gallagher said:
lolwut?

i regret to this day ever going to cinemas, paying £7 just to see hitman.

No doubt because you compared it to the game, as a standalone movie theres nothing wrong with it. I don't go into a movie looking for where it doesnt match up with the game, I also love the Max Payne movie

Margaret · 10 Apr 2009 at 13:34

Noel Gallagher said:
Whys it always an over weight american guy with a beard?

Ryan Davis is the man, that's why.

rp2000 · 10 Apr 2009 at 13:45

wannabedamned said:
No doubt because you compared it to the game, as a standalone movie theres nothing wrong with it. I don't go into a movie looking for where it doesnt match up with the game, I also love the Max Payne movie

Whilst the Hitman Movie was not terrible, Max Payne was worse than terrible!!
To date I have never actually watched any of the RE movies (on purpose) so can't really comment.

Both examples of substandard films that would probably never have got funding if it was not for the brand names of the games they represent and the automatic audience of "fans" you get with that.

rp2000

AHarvey · 10 Apr 2009 at 13:50

hitman was a bad film, although I enjoyed the RE films

Although, I hate all these vloggers more tbh

wannabedamned · 10 Apr 2009 at 13:50

The only movies I feel that have lived up to their game counterparts are

Tombraider, Advent Children and Silent Hill. (Also I'm a fan of the Mortal Kombat movie lol)

Movies that held their own but failed at keeping true to the games

Max Payne, Resident evil, Hitman

rp2000 · 10 Apr 2009 at 13:54

wannabedamned said:
The only movies I feel that have lived up to their game counterparts are

Tombraider, Advent Children and Silent Hill. (Also I'm a fan of the Mortal Kombat movie lol)

Movies that held their own but failed at keeping true to the games

Max Payne, Resident evil, Hitman

Apart from RE (not seen) all those others are bad movies. Silent Hill, Tomb Raider and Max Payne are terrrrrrrrriiiibbbbbllllllleeee.

I will not hear a bad word against Mortal Kombat though. Paid to watch this twice in the Cinema when it was released (I was 16!!). Urinated form a great height on the Street Fighter movie that came out around then.

rp2000

Margaret · 10 Apr 2009 at 13:56

The Mortal Kombat movie was great along with that amazing song.

rp2000 · 10 Apr 2009 at 14:04

Margaret said:
The Mortal Kombat movie was great along with that amazing song.

Test Your Might.......

rp2000

wannabedamned · 10 Apr 2009 at 14:08

reptile vs liu kang FOR THE WIN

Robert1986 · 10 Apr 2009 at 14:47

cheets64 said:
They are good movies.

A bad movie is a bad movie even if you think its "good."

wannabedamned · 10 Apr 2009 at 15:07

Robert1986 said:
A bad movie is a bad movie even if you think its "good."

Surely the opposite applies there though

Robert1986 · 10 Apr 2009 at 15:10

wannabedamned said:
Surely the opposite applies there though

http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/hitman/

The film's target audience - dummies everywhere - will be blown away.