Teach a skill in 5 minutes

[Surfer]

Ok so you have to teach a skill to a group of about 6 people.

What would you teach?

I thought maybe origami? but it takes longer than 5 minutes plus all they would be doing is following my instructions - doubt they would be able to retain the "skill" to do it again.

Any ideas?

 

[Surfer]

Fapping?

Ha well it would be a bit of a show stopper I could use powerpoint, discuss differring techniques and whatnot. No video or live demo tho

Car bomb assembly?

But would they be able to retain that skill. I suppose i could teach them how to make a homemade bomb with household ingredients in 5 minutes (microwave). Its ok ive seen Under Siege and enough Seagal films so no worries there

 

[Surfer]

^^^ CPR is a noteworthy skill to teach but i dont want to complicate matters. What i teach doesnt matter so much - they just need to see how i teach and if the subject i'm teaching is more complicated (could lead to complicated questions which i cant answer) then im buggered.

magic card trick - my manual dexterity sucks atm (1 injured hand)

wire a plug - too many props and everyone would need to be crowded round so they can see what your doing.


fillet salmon - +1 ingenuity points but - 3 gross factor points

How to tie cables and the t-shirt one look winners

 

[Surfer]

learn to talk gibberish hrmm