Telepathic rape?

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/utah-woman-pleads-guilty-telepathic-2299059

Well this must be the winner of stupid story of the week.So much so i thought it deserved it's own thread.

A Utah woman ordered her husband to shoot their trailer park neighbor because she said he was "telepathically raping her" and "using crack cocaine to control her mind."

Meloney Selleneit, 55, allegedly bought a gun for spouse Michael, 53, who then gunned down Tony Pierce, 41, as he worked outside his home.

Man the sick things i am doing to that hottie telepathically