Tell me about things you cannot do.

[The Dread Pirate]

I cannot catch a bus it really hurt when I last tried!

 

[SlyReaper]

I cannot fly a fighter jet whilst playing a grand piano.

I cannot speak French in Russian.

I cannot intimidate a lion with my glare.

I cannot sell fine apparel to gibbons.

 

[Werewolf]

I cannot dance.
I cannot talk.

Indeed I have been informed the only thing I have, is the way that I walk.

 

[Kazz]

I cannot insert more than two slices of quiche into my bottom at any one time.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I cannot believe it's not Butter!

 

[mufc802]

I cannot... be bothered.

 

[Monkeynut]

I cannot stop procrastinating.

I cannot start procrastinating. I just keep putting it off.

 

[Skii]

Football. I have no co-ordination with my feet at all - my keepy-uppy record is 4

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I cannot start procrastinating. I just keep putting it off.

BWHA?!?!?!?

*CAUTION BEWARE FLYING CHUNKS OF HEAD THAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE*

 

[smelly_legend]

I cannot finish a

 

[Monkeynut]

BWHA?!?!?!?

*CAUTION BEWARE FLYING CHUNKS OF HEAD THAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE*

/dumtish

 

[Maccy]

I can't code properly, fail to remember bits.
I can't handle my drink - I'm a massive lightweight.

 

[gillywibble]

I cannot believe it's not butter.

I cannot believe it's not Butter!

I can't believe you didn't read the whole thread

I can't shot web

 

[apeksdiver]

Lick my own elbow

 

[Doomedspeed]

I can't say the word Specific

 

[Grimley]

I cannot dance.
I cannot talk.
Indeed I have been informed the only thing I have, is the way that I walk.

Same as me. But what I can do is tell everyone here what song those lyrics are from.

 

[Curio]

I can't shake the nagging feeling that I'm being watched <looks around suspiciously>