• Notice regarding image hosts and attachments. See here.

Tenerife

Man of Honour
Joined
18 Oct 2002
Posts
20,790
Location
UK
I'm heading off to Tenerife at the end of the month for a week. A relative owns an apartment in Playa de las Americas which I'll be using (Palm Beach apartments if anyone knows them?).

It wasn't my first choice of destination but a free apartment and a desperate need to get away to somewhere sunny for a week made it irresistible.

I have been to Gran Canaria before and I imagine Tenerife is going to be much of the same thing, i.e. loads of sunburnt fat English men drinking Stella and Carling in the usual tourist traps.

Apart from the usual drinking and shagging that goes on, what else is there to do? Is it possible to hire motorbikes/quads and go up the mountain? What about speedboats, jetskis etc? What sort of price would you expect for these?

What about the bars and whatnot? Where are the good spots for a bit of craic? I hate clubbing so that's out unless I get airlocked.

Basically, I'm a Tenerife virgin and would like to get some idea of what I can I can get up to before I go.

Thanks.
 
Getting drunk?

There's lots of "English" bars. I've only ever had a disjointed week there, so can't vouch for any non-lagerlout locations...

I was hoping to stay away from the English and Irish themed bars because the clientelle are usually people you know, and that's not what I want when on holiday. I want to get away from people!

However, I'd never turn down a good night's craic so any forthcoming recommendations will be welcomed :D
 
Serious answer? Good luck.

I spent a year in Los Gigantes and went to PDLA on several occasions. Great if your 15 and from Blackpool intent on fumbling some pasty chav but I'd rather spend a week in hell than go back again.

To be constructive I'd take a trip west and see some of the nicer area's of the island.
I suspected as much. Is it really that bad?



maybe hire a car and try out some of the stuff listed here?
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Travel-g187479-c54603/Tenerife:Spain:Places.To.Go.And.Things.To.See.html


Las Americas is a bit of a dive really so i would try and keep away as much as possible
Thanks for the link. I'll be staying right in the middle of it so staying away is going to be quite difficult:o
 
This is shaping up to be a bit of a melon. Ahh well, it was cheap.

As long as the women are easy :D

Thanks for your input guys.
 
Back
Top Bottom