terrible geek programmery joke :s

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Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own.

The first int walks up to her. "Hey, baby", he says, "my VM or yours". She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. "Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast". After a
quick slapping, he too walks back.

The Float then ambles over casually: "Were those two primitive types bothering you?", he remarks.
"Yes. I'm so glad you're here", she says. "They just had no Class!"

:'(

 

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The funny thing is the joke is actually wrong

Yes int is a primitive type. But in both Java and .NET it has a helper/wrapper class named Integer.

yes, but it was ints and not Integers in the bar, fool

they didn't wear their coats or something.

you could also say that floats and doubles are primitives, but in the joke they are Floats and Doubles...

just like it for what it is

 

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PLEASE STOP

don't you mean

sudo kill -9 thread

or for the pendants yes, you need to ps | grep for the pid

 

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I don't see a JokeInterpreter constructor

bad exception handling tbh

 

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System.gc();
System.exit(0);

 

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Thanks for that, it probably would have been called automatically at some stage, but it's good to do it anyway just in case

I hoped it would remove all these bad punnish posts :'(