Terror gangs using computer games to plot atrocities securely online

[Smoking Man]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-games-plot-atrocities-securely-online.html

• Islamic extremists are logging onto online war games like Call Of Duty to plot terrorist attacks in secret, it was claimed today.
• Jihadis may even be using the ultra-realistic violent simulations as training for planned atrocities

Hahahaha.

ultra-realistic games, like this from the Halo series, as training for future attacks

lol

 

[Shamikebab]

Please don't credit the daily fail by acknowledging their existence.

 

[SoAdCrAzY]

ultra-realistic games, like this from the Halo series, as training for future attacks

lol

That sounds like something from Brass Eye.

Had to check the date. Not 1st April yet.

 

[opethdisciple]

I remember a few years back seeing on TV that terrorists had been communicating via WOW chat.

 

[Alex74]

ultra-realistic games, like this from the Halo series, as training for future attacks

To be fair, when the covenant do attack, and incidentally when the zombie apocalypse happens, we'll be fully prepared with years of intensive simulated training

 

[edscdk]

it takes little to no planning do a "terrorist" bombing...

1) make bomb (thats the hard bit)
2) put bomb in location
3) explode bomb

its not a frigging bank robbery or ambush... you just need to get thing to a spot and boom....

 

[PiKe]

it takes little to no planning do a "terrorist" bombing...

1) make bomb (thats the hard bit)
2) put bomb in location
3) explode bomb

its not a frigging bank robbery or ambush... you just need to get thing to a spot and boom....

OMG that sounds EXACTLY like Counter-Strike!!!

 

[Arnie]

I remember a few years back seeing on TV that terrorists had been communicating via WOW chat.

Cybering in Goldshire Inn no doubt.

 

[Daichin]

OMG that sounds EXACTLY like Counter-Strike!!!

This just in:
Terrorist simulation, Counter-Strike, used for planning terrorist attacks, sold on Steam for years.

 

[arc@css]

That sounds like something from Brass Eye.

Ted Maul reports...

 

[wordy]

In other news, Nancy Dell'olio does't dye her hair!

 

[Gimpymoo]

They call that journalism?

"EXTREMISTS PLAN MASS TERROR ATTACK IN MINECRAFT".

In other "news"..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

A mother bidding to become the fattest woman in the world has become engaged to marry a chef.
Susanne Eman, 33, revealed her controversial dream of reaching a target weight of over 115 stone last year - to become the biggest human ever.

OK.. Off topic, but they are completely inept.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...kini-body-having-breast-implants-removed.html

Missing out was her fiancé Jamie O'Hara because of his football commitments with the Wolverhampton Wanderers.

Lloyd was accompanied on holiday by her father Arthur, as her fiancé Jamie O'Hara was busy with his filming commitments

 

[Kosmiche]

Humanity I just don't get you sometimes.

 

[Evilsod]

Well, if terrorists attack a spaceport with plasma blades we'll know where to place the blame.

 

[arc@css]

"Someone's smoking a crack".

 

[No1newts]

Got to admire the Fail for still trying.

 

[bhavv]

In other "news"..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-115-stone---shes-marrying-chef-help-her.html

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This deserves its own thread, as does every other daily mail story printed everyday!

Gogogogogo people, start posting moar daily mail threads.

On topic - Playing Civilization V helps me plan and learn how to conquer the world and destroy everything with nukes.

Awaits the po po to come and shut my terrorist organization down.

 

[FNGsam]

To be fair, when the covenant do attack, and incidentally when the zombie apocalypse happens, we'll be fully prepared with years of intensive simulated training

I doubt that, when they first attack most of us will be waiting for the first major patch to fix the inevitable bugs that go with any initial earth invasion

 

[ColEx]

They choose the worst game to plot attacks in...

 

[PiKe]

They choose the worst game to plot attacks in...

Should have chosen SWTOR.