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YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. THERE ARE NO CURTAINS AND THE ONLY LIGHT COMES FROM YOUR FLICKERING CRT MONITOR. IT DISPLAYS ANIME.

ON THE COMPUTER DESK YOU SEE SOME KEYS. YOU ALSO SEE A HALF-FINISHED BOTTLE OF GATORADE, A TUB OF BABY WIPES, AND AN UNOPENED PACK OF CHEETOS.

YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED.

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[PLAYERS MAY PROCEED WITH THE GAME BY GIVING SIMPLE TEXT COMMANDS]

 

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>OPEN BABY WIPES

YOU OPEN THE BABY WIPES. THE BRAND NAME IS UNFAMILIAR, ALTHOUGH YOU ALMOST CERTAINLY BOUGHT THEM AS PART OF YOUR WEEKLY ROUTINE.

THE SCENT PLEASES YOU.

YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES.

THERE ARE KEYS ON YOUR DESK AS WELL AS SOME OTHER ITEMS.

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PICKUP KEYS

YOU PICK UP THE KEYS. THEY LOOK LIKE A NORMAL SET OF HOUSEHOLD KEYS BUT THEY ARE UNFAMILIAR TO YOU. THERE ARE 5 KEYS ON THIS KEY RING.

INSPECT ROOM

YOU INSPECT THE ROOM BUT IT IS DARK AND EVEN THE MOANING AND SOBBING FROM THE ANIME DOES LITTLE TO SHED ANY LIGHT ON THE SITUATION.

YOU THINK YOU MIGHT SEE A GLITTERING OBJECT LYING ON THE GROUND BY YOUR COMPUTER. IT IS HARD TO TELL.

YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES.

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YOU PLACE THE KEYS IN THE POCKET OF YOUR JORTS. YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE POPULAR KID AT HIGH SCHOOL LAUGHED TO YOU FOR SUCH A FASHION CHOICE BUT WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?

IT IS NOT YOU.

DROPPING TO ONE CHUBBY KNEE YOU INSPECT THE GLITTERING OBJECT. IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILDREN'S TOY, PERHAPS AN ANIMAL OF SOME SORT. YOU RISK A CORONARY BY LIFTING YOUR MASSIVE FRAME UPRIGHT AND PLOD OVER TO THE ANIME-FILLED CRT. THE FAINT LIGHT REFLECTS OFF THE HARNESS OF THE TOY HORSE.

YOU REALISE WITH A MIXTURE OF WORRY AND GLEE THAT YOU HAVE ACQUIRED A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.

YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.

THERE IS NO LIGHTSWITCH THAT YOU CAN SEE TO TURN ON THE LIGHT.

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YOU TURN OFF THE ANIME, WHISPERING GOODBYE TO YOUR WAIFU SILVER MOON.

YOU DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND THE ROOM IS EVEN DARKER THAN BEFORE.

YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.

 

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THERE MUST BE A LIGHT SWITCH IN THIS ROOM. THERE IS AND BECAUSE IT IS YOUR ROOM, YOU DUMMY, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT.

YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE LIGHT SWITCH AND TURN IT ON.

YOU ARE IN A LARGE AND WELL LIT ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.

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