Text kiss etiquette

Will Gill said:
three to my chick unless I'm drunk then its about 16 with y's and z's mixed in
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Clearly not had enough wine if you can coordinate y's and z's. I usually get mashed around the g, k, x areas with some j's thrown in for good measure if it has been a big night.

Kisses for most people as why not? Spread the love I say :D
 
None, unless I'm saying bye, night or something like that, then only one. My best mate gets a few sometimes if I feel like winding him. His missus reads them and rips him to pieces.
 
I give them to pretty much every female friend I have - as I would give 'em a kiss (cheek-to-cheek clearly) in person, so it's no different. It varies from 1 to a few - it just depends on the girl and our relationship (i.e. how well we know one another).

To the gf's I've had it depends how soppy I'm feeling and I end up plastering hundreds of the buggers to the text.

Doesn't bother me if people think it makes me any less of a man, as it doesn't ;)
 
Surfer said:
i usually misinterpret these things... if someone sends me a text with a small x then its ok fair enough but if its... capital X etc like so

X

xx

XX

XXX

or more then in my mind they want to hump my bones big time. This has unfortunately got me in trouble with the ladies occasionally..... :mad:

If you are putting kisses (more than 1) down then that means you WANT TO KISS the other person at least (thats how i see it) so dont put bloody kisses if you dont!:mad:

:cool:
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That's essentially how I've always taken it (without the capitals). :p

Most girls send one. Two is an invitation to flirt/"I like you but don't feel it's appropriate to send more" and 3 is out and out "I love you".;)

But then I've never had any more than from anyone I didn't "suspect" fancied me or I've dated so...

Raymond Lin said:
If you put a full stop and the press x on the iphone, then it's a capital x.

Eg. Xxx

The first x is always going to be in capital.
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Yeah, laziness. You should still be able to uncapitalise, unless iPhones are the only phone that doesn't give you the choice.

-Ad- said:
Clearly not had enough wine if you can coordinate y's and z's. I usually get mashed around the g, k, x areas with some j's thrown in for good measure if it has been a big night.

Kisses for most people as why not? Spread the love I say :D
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I spent ages looking at my keyboard trying to work out how on earth you manage to mash y, g and k when pressing x! Then I remembered about T9 keys...:o
 
Raymond Lin said:
Does hiis missus thinks he is gay or do you have a girl's name?
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She think's he's seeing someone else. I got hold of his phone, saved my work number as a girls name and sometimes send texts from that. But only when I know he's with his missus.

Watching the fallout is SO much fun.




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