Texting advise

[Kaiju]

I've had a long term friend who I have liked for a while and asked her to get something to eat after work.

I also said, don't worry, I won't eat you. To which she replied, maybe I eat you.

Can anyone think of a decent comeback line? Everything I think of typing sounds crass!

 

[wedrum]

Only if I can eat your pastie

 

[hornetstinger]

Say "I will literally eat you, I have some fava beans and a Chianti here. Come alone"

 

[arknor]

hopefully not my liver with some fava beans and a glass of chianti.

 

[Derek W]

Looking online for a quick witted response to her text......

 

[MouthBoy]

There is quite a bit of me to eat...

 

[arknor]

There is quite a bit of me to eat...

but GD said I was salty

 

[NVP]

Stick with a cheeky acknowledgement and move on, don't ride one thing too long

 

[rubberduck]

one or two bites?

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Just link her to this thread.

 

[Jumper118]

this is the bit your suppose to get paranoid that she will actually eat you.

 

[Kaiju]

Stick with a cheeky acknowledgement and move on, don't ride one thing too long

Exactly. Such as?

Easy tiger

 

[Finners]

Don't over think it. As NVP said just acknowledge and move on with the convo

"Maybe I'll hold you to that What time do you want to meet?"

 

[Randomface74]

I wouldn't answer. Defo not with some creepy one-liner. Invite her straight to your room and skip the dinner if that's what you want lol, sounds like she'd bite. Or just save the conversation for dinner.

 

[Mobius 1]

Just put a wink emoji and leave it at that.

 

[touch]

Reply with picture of your mansausage.

 

[LOAM]

"I hope you like cheese!"

 

[cheesyboy]

Reply with picture of your mansausage.

Wedged in a hotdog bun. Ask if she likes sauce.

Never fails.

 

[koolpc]

Say, i look forward to your first bite!

 

[peterwalkley]

RIP. One can only hope she will return your remains through the letterbox.