Texting advise

When is the dinner? Tonight? Will you need this elite conversational support group with you? We could set up a skpe group and you could have us subtly in your ear making suggestions of witty quips and alluring sex chat. If there is a lull in conversation just get your old chap out, that never fails.
 
Skidder said:
When is the dinner? Tonight? Will you need this elite conversational support group with you? We could set up a skpe group and you could have us subtly in your ear making suggestions of witty quips and alluring sex chat. If there is a lull in conversation just get your old chap out, that never fails.
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Say hello to my little friend!
 
OP - Say nothing further to her... EVER again!!
If you say anything, it's sexual harrassment and attempted rape and violation of her womens' rights and oppression of her gender... each of which carries 50 years sharing a cell with someone called Big Nigel.

However, if you say nothing, you merely fail to realise she's playing Hard-To-Get and don't get laid... but possibly can avoid jail time if she's busy reading The Marxist Monthly and forgets to claim the above in revenge for your 'privileged white male' stupidity.


peterwalkley said:
RIP. One can only hope she will return your remains through the letterbox.
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Not likely, given how many totally innocent people are getting bitten by dogs on the other side of letterboxes, these days!!
 
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