TFIF

[platypus]

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.


The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.


A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.The man assumed that the woman might have a cold, but was curious about the shuddering.


A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you ,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'





The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'

 

[Cosimo]

LOL

 

[NightSt@lk3r]

Is it really Friday already?

 

[Mat]

I dont see your joke calibre or joke telling abilities getting you anywhere... and for that reason... I'm out.

 

[Helium_Junkie]

I've heard a version with the roles reversed, the man wiped something else with the tissue though.

 

[Evolve]

Raised a smile!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I dont see your joke calibre or joke telling abilities getting you anywhere... and for that reason... I'm out.

I dissagree with my successful competitor I see these things but I hate you.... and for that reason alone ... I'm Out

 

[nikebee]

I dont see your joke calibre or joke telling abilities getting you anywhere... and for that reason... I'm out.

I think that Mat's got the wrong idea, the joke was well implimented and reasonably funny... I think we could be onto something here... yes... so I'm prepared to offer you half of the money, but I'll need 25% of all your future joke telling credit in the future.


Under Jokers Den rules, platypus needs to get all of the money he asked for before an agreement remains. Another Joker must agree with nikebee's offering and put up half of the money. But it means platypus will be losing half of his joke royalties in the future... is that something he's prepared to lose, for the Jokers experience?

 

[WillyNelson]

Spinoff joke better than original. Kudos to all involved.

 

[gillywibble]

I'll invest, but I want equal business control.

 

[Beren]

I think that Mat's got the wrong idea, the joke was well implimented and reasonably funny... I think we could be onto something here... yes... so I'm prepared to offer you half of the money, but I'll need 25% of all your future joke telling credit in the future.


Under Jokers Den rules, platypus needs to get all of the money he asked for before an agreement remains. Another Joker must agree with nikebee's offering and put up half of the money. But it means platypus will be losing half of his joke royalties in the future... is that something he's prepared to lose, for the Jokers experience?

Almost deserves something akin to Positive feedback. That comment sir, is Genious!