The 18-year-old has panic attacks at the thought of munching fruit and veg.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 00:44

Mentalist said:
A teacher tried to get me to eat a chicken nugget and I burst into tears.

I don't know if I'm more angry at her for being stupid for her dietary behaviour or for me reading The Sun but just what on earth? I was going to make a joke about Wales but I couldn't think of of one

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 00:47

Illiterate guy said:
fulanitaaa 0 likes

im sure if someone show her chessy chips her face on pic 1 will change! ;p

WAT.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 01:27

platinum87 said:
You should be angry about the fact it is entirely your fault these piece of **** stories exist because you and others link them on forums going. LOL LOOK AT THIS ****...

Then everyone clicks on them, then they see a lot of people read these piece of **** stories, then they post even more of them.

The cycle then repeats over and over again until the point where there are no interesting news stories because people only ever discuss the ******.

I would unironically like to date you. I'll even bring the fish fingers.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 01:36

I thought of a Wales joke.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 01:40

2) Did you hear about the Valleys girl who wanted to get dirty with her boyfriend?

He took her to a coalmine.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 07:48

Morgoth said:
I once hit a guy who had a lazy eye.

He looked at me funny.

How did he smell?

No, wait.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 09:57

Richdog said:
Never found love, that's tragic. Oh wait... SHE IS ONLY 18 ****ING YEARS OLD.

Not sure which way you're going with this but either way I'm on board.

[FnG]magnolia · 29 Jul 2012 at 10:39

Richdog said:
Money > Dignity for 90% of the population.

I'm no longer on board.