The alcohol fueled world of Ferguson

[No1newts]

The (alcohol fueled) world of Alex Feguson

This is acceptable;

Setting out to hurt someone and ends someone career is cool.

This is not acceptable;

Footballs can kill, footballs are srs business.

This is acceptable;

I can call everyone a small club, its all good when you are drunk.

This is not acceptable;

No one can call another club small, does no one have any decency?!?!?!

This is acceptable;

Because belittling refs, attacking refs and doing what you want are acceptable if you an ageing alcoholic.

This is not acceptable;

You should not talk down to refs, it is unfair trying to influence refs.

This is acceptable;

However long it takes until we score.

This is not acceptable;

Less than 4mins and even 4mins is a disgrace if my team are losing (Spurs game)

This is acceptable;

'They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages. I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages.

Ferguson insulting his rival (Wenger) personally.

This is not acceptable;

It is insulting that people would question Ferguson's motives around the club and the Glazers, personal attacks are not tolerated m'kay!


With Ferguson getting more and more erratic as the days go by I thought it might be worth documenting some of his lovely moments for posterities sake as he is clearly on the verge of some sort of breakdown and might as well stick the boot in when he is still corpus mentis (when not boozing.... so not very often to be fair)

Please feel free to add your own incidents, or throw a hissy if you are a ManU fan, either or!

 

[No1newts]

haha the ManU fans are all rather precious about the alco, it was all a bit of jest but keep it up. It's cute

 

[No1newts]

Sheesh, where is the love?

In the gutter (with Ferguson trolololololololol)

 

[No1newts]

Windows paint rage is more than "a bit of jest"

You'll have to define the rage part for me, you can even tell it's tongue in cheek by pointing out in the OP I would get such a tetchy response. But you keep calling it (and I have to windows paint, I fail at all other programs when it comes to shopping etc )

 

[No1newts]

No1newts.

You normally are a decent "poster"

Don't let yourself down.


/leaves thread

Sorry Nate

 

[No1newts]

I'm new here, so go easy on me

Firstly..........good stuff OP that gave me a rather good chuckle

I am a die hard Man United fan from nearish Manchester (that's probably gonna get me shot around here now)

You can tell you are a new poster as you still have that sense of humour, good on you

I have to say, Fergie was a bit out of order with what he said about Newcastle as a club.......but cmon Toon.........he was right on about Pardew......that guy has always been a prat.

He can act like a complete *****, I would never deny that one. He tries to be funny but misses the mark at times, like it seems I have done in here!