1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by Burnsy2023, Feb 26, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    Following the epic success of Vanilla's thread here: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248

    I'm proposing a new thread with the same rules for all the new sinners to confess.

    The rules are:

    If you're worried about being anonymous, have a look here:

    Confessions will be marked in Orange

    Some examples that are from this forum

    Just to reiterate, the new address is: confessionsocuk@googlemail.com
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2009
  2. Hatter The Mad

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Nov 28, 2008

    Posts: 8,737

    Location: UK

    I trust this Vanilla person, from the past. Not sure about you, Burnsy. Not sure...
     
  3. ScarySquirrel

    Capodecina

    Joined: Jan 13, 2004

    Posts: 23,535

    Location: South East

    Awesome. Bring them on! Do you have access to that GMail account then Burnsy?
     
  4. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    That's a bit harsh :(

    Like has been said in the rules, you can always make a throw away email account if you feel you really want to be anonymous.

    A new address is waiting for replies, it's different to Vanilla's though.
     
  5. ScarySquirrel

    Capodecina

    Joined: Jan 13, 2004

    Posts: 23,535

    Location: South East

    What is it?
     
  6. thepeganator

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Sep 14, 2008

    Posts: 2,486

    Location: Portsmouth/Salisbury

  7. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    The one in the OP ;)

    Good idea batman :)
     
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2009
  8. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    I regularly knock one out in the toilets at work and I feel like everyone knows what I have been doing when I walk back in the office.
     
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2009
  9. platypus

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jul 25, 2003

    Posts: 38,980

    Location: Rhône-Alpes+Cambridge

    lol.
     
  10. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: Dec 26, 2005

    Posts: 19,841

    Haha! I remember some bugger took a massive dump on the floor, right in front of the toilets of the bloke's locker room where I used to work years ago. Lovely that was.

    I'm going to love it if your girlfriend's parents are still e-stalking you Burnsy.
     
  11. Bennie-Mac

    Capodecina

    Joined: Sep 10, 2008

    Posts: 11,975

    Location: Bangor, Northern Ireland

    Well in fairness if someones in a bathroom for over 5mins anyway they're gonna assume you just had a dump. They're all probably just thinking "Here comes Sir Poosalot back from his 3rd poo of the day!" So dont worry they don't know what you're doing :)
     
  12. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: Dec 26, 2005

    Posts: 19,841

    Depends if he remembered to wash his hands or not. Although, to be honest, they'd probably just think he'd been to the ice-cream man.
     
  13. Bennie-Mac

    Capodecina

    Joined: Sep 10, 2008

    Posts: 11,975

    Location: Bangor, Northern Ireland

    LOL! I can just picture a There's Something About Mary moment as he comes out of the bathroom :D

    "Whats that on your ear?"
     
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2009
  14. Ben M

    PermaBanned

    Joined: Nov 17, 2007

    Posts: 10,279

    Location: Chester/ Bristol uni

    Where do you work if there's an ice cream man in your loos?
     
  15. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: Dec 26, 2005

    Posts: 19,841

    The local park. :o
     
  16. PaulStat

    Soldato

    Joined: Mar 1, 2003

    Posts: 5,424

    Location: Cotham, Bristol

    you jiz on your hands? :o:(
     
  17. Cosimo

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Jan 9, 2007

    Posts: 163,717

    Location: Londinium

    Don't we all, is this as good as it gets?
     
  18. ScarySquirrel

    Capodecina

    Joined: Jan 13, 2004

    Posts: 23,535

    Location: South East

    HAHAHA!!!
     
  19. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    Most people are still at work and so their confessions could be monitored. Lets see what this evening brings.
     
  20. Burnsy2023

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 36,437

    Location: Southampton, UK

    When the first McDonalds in the UK opened in Woolwich, I was proud to be one of the first patrons.
    So proud that before eating any of the food, I paid them ultimate tribute and took a dump in the middle of the toilet floor.

    I was a little moron when I was a kid!
     
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2009
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.