The 'altered' song lyrics thread.

[McB@in]

Within the confines of the FAQ of course, what humerous song lyrics do you know that when altered either reflect on the artist and some mention in his/her personal life, or are just down right funny?

I'll start with Mick Hunknell from Simply Red.

'Bunnies too tight to mention'

and

'Holding back the ears'

do your worst

 

[Red and White]

/Weird Al runs out of ideas signs up to OCUK for inspiration

welcome

 

[badgermonkey]

/Weird Al runs out of ideas signs up to OCUK for inspiration

welcome

Roffles

 

[Velocity219e]

Within the confines of the FAQ of course, what humerous song lyrics do you know that when altered either reflect on the artist and some mention in his/her personal life, or are just down right funny?

I'll start with Mick Hunknell from Simply Red.

'Bunnies too tight to mention'

and

'Holding back the ears'

do your worst

those two are from a website which did swf anims to the music. very funny, you got a link to the files perchance?

another good one was Destinys child 'Independent woman' 'The shoes on my feet, Alf garnet, The clothes I'm wearin, Alf garnet.

And the chorus of 'I depend on meat'

 

[indyskyz]

RatherGood

Bunnies links on the right btw


My alltime favorite the slugs in the eyes expression cracks me up everytime

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Atomic Kitten - You can take my hole again.

 

[badgermonkey]

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi - The Offspring


(Ok so i shamelessly nicked one of weird als', im tired )

 

[riddlermarc]

REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
"Call me when you try to wake her up" always sounded like "comedy Cheryl Baker up" although I assumed it wasn't the case

Anthrax - In A Zone
"I'm in a zone" = "Ab-bey Nat-ional"

 

[Retorted]

That hymn in school we all sang, I thought was...

"I am the lord of the dance settee"

Was I the only one?

 

[iCraig]

Elton John - Are you ready for bum?

Are you ready?
Are you ready for bum?
Yes I am,
Yes I am,
Yes I am.

 

[Steedie]

Elton John - Are you ready for bum?

Are you ready?
Are you ready for bum?
Yes I am,
Yes I am,
Yes I am.

ROFL!

 

[flump]

"Tonight I sellotape my glove to you"

 

[BigDannyO]

I'm positive that the new Justin Timberlake song features the line:

"This reindeer represents my heart"

 

[Seft]

I know plenty, but they aren't even close to being suitable for publication in a family forum

 

[jpmonkey69]

A raisin, Rewind (Erase and rewind by the Cardigans)

 

[Retorted]

Elton John - Are you ready for bum?

Are you ready?
Are you ready for bum?
Yes I am,
Yes I am,
Yes I am.

Hahaha.

Who's played the game where you switch the word 'love' for 'bum' in as many songs as you could think of?

How deep is your...

...me tender

A tad immature but good fun

 

[McB@in]

Hahaha.

Who's played the game where you switch the word 'love' for 'bum' in as many songs as you could think of?

How deep is your...

...me tender

A tad immature but good fun

Used to do this with the word Glove, brought many roffles

 

[Solaris]

I still love the line by shakira:

Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains

I know its not altered.....but still wierd......

 

[Gezzard]

some bloke at work was singing along to The Killers - when you were young:

'And your mother's got a beard like jesus'

Dunno where he got that from, made me smile.

 

[Nitro_Junkie]

my personal creation

to Slipknot - Duality

"I turn the cooker to gas mark 5
its the only way, to slowly bake the cake
if the cake gets burnt
I'm not gunna eat it"