The Apprentice Series 7

Irish blokes seems pretty sound. Melody looks like she has a good set of cans.
Mary Poppins doesn't seem like much fun.

Undecided on the others.
 
Someone take that clothes peg off Melody's nose. (And her top off while you're at it)

She was very annoying, 'as team leader' etc, grrr.

Edward was lairy. 'It's all down there'.
 
I think the 'Inventor' chap seemed pretty genuine and a good guy. Also, the irish guy who wasn't brought back to the boardroom, I think he'll get far too!

That PM bint seemed like a nightmare, funny how one of the blonde women was kissing her arse though.
 
Looks like I was wrong about Helen. Felicity and the Asian girl are pretty nice.

Business wise... Edna has to go. What a bitch. The Irish guy and the inventor - got to agree about them. Vincent seems a bit slimy.

Oooh, 3rd cafe in as many weeks.

Mr Inventor is quite good looking in a geek chic kind of way.
 
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I love how Big Daddy Sugar says 'go start a business with only 250 quid, anyone can do it'.

Yeah, £250 buys stock, a market stall/kitted out van, pitch/location/rent, an industrial kitchen unit and a team of overly ambitious sales people including cameras that bring in a crowd. :p
 
shifty_uk said:
I love how Big Daddy Sugar says 'go start a business with only 250 quid, anyone can do it'.

Yeah, £250 buys stock, a market stall/kitted out van, pitch/location/rent, an industrial kitchen unit and a team of overly ambitious sales people including cameras that bring in a crowd. :p
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You forgot the licence to sell on those grounds, which are private - shopping centre, Canary Wharf etc.

In reality, they probably made a loss of thousands!
 
I really like the inventor guy and big Jim from Cookstown came across alright although he sounded like a tool for the first while.

The girls PM is tremendously irritating. The Chinese(?) one will be yappy. And the big mamma is just funny.

The whole show can generally be summed up by 'a load of tossers wanting to work with the biggest ****** of them all'.
 
Irish bloke is my favourtie, Ladies man Vincent was annoying, Melody was just plain up her own arse and that black woman is clearly packing heat.
 
uvarvu said:
Are they still using the Jacob Jensen phones? I have the Telephone 1, it's extremely minimal. They have a cordless one but I went for wired to reduce ADSL interference.

I'm really glad that Edward was booted off, he was awful!
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I needed some house phones, thanks! :D
 
I lost count of how many times I cringed with embarrassment & cannot believe that some of them have got this chance.
Irish dude is the only one that seemed sensible.
 
"andy" said:
its as fake as eastenders . dont even know why i bothered watching
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I say that quite often but still keep coming back for more. Yes it's cringeworthy, posed but it's still provides entertainment which so many shows don't. You laugh, cringe, have arguments, say it’s rubbish and that is why you come back each week. :D
 
Leon: *merrily squeezing oranges with the pressing machine*

Edward: 'No no no, you do it like this' *WHIRR GRRR >SNAP<*

LordSrAlan: 'Why did you bring Leon in?'

Edward: 'Too slow at squeezing SirLord'
 
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