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I'm sorry but they didn't answer my question.

They FAIL.

mp3kla said:
My question... (my dissertation topic...)

Q. How distinguishable are fibres obtained from mass produced items of clothing subjected to individual conditions, when analysed using forensic techniques?

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Awaiting my answer, this should help me finish my dissertation a year early if they can answer that for me!
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Answer:

"You can't necessarily distinguish between the fibres mass produced clothing items & hand-made items, since they can both use the same materials."

Well if that's the case, forensic fibre evidence should be thrown out the window and several thousand people should be released from jail.

Note: Don't get too scientific on them. Doesn't look like they can string a sentence together either.
 
if a train left london at 9am heading to manchester at 60mph and a train left manchester heading to london at 10am going 50mph what time would they cross


no answer yet been bot 15 mins
 
mp3kla said:
I'm sorry but they didn't answer my question.

They FAIL.




Answer:

"You can't necessarily distinguish between the fibres mass produced clothing items & hand-made items, since they can both use the same materials."

Well if that's the case, forensic fibre evidence should be thrown out the window and several thousand people should be released from jail.

Note: Don't get too scientific on them. Doesn't look like they can string a sentence together either.
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you have to put them in your bibliography now :D
 
Q:What is the funniest joke ever?

I await their answer... :p

And it isn't even that funny


A: A. 2 men in woods. 1 collapses on ground. 2nd man phones 999. "Don't panic, make sure he's dead" says operator. Gunshot heard. Man says "OK, now what?"

:rolleyes:
 
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if a train left london at 9am heading to manchester at 60mph and a train left manchester heading to london at 10am going 50mph what time would they cross

boo

"sorry aqa cant find the time they would cross. the fastest train in the world is frances TGV which recently achieved a speed of 356mph"
 
AQA charge £1 even if they can't find an answer to the question. Texperts however (www.texperts.com - 66000) don't charge if they can't find an answer. I've found them to be a lot better then AQA, and in newspaper articles about these services they generally come out as the better of the two services.

Still prefer using google on my phone however ;)
 
heh

should I stay home and play gta4 all day?

Answer

No, you should goto work today then it will be more fun when you get back. GTA4 is amazing and aqa would love to stay home all day and play it too :(

hah awesome , shame im actually dieing and off anyway :D
 
Q: What's the best and least messy way to commit suicide?

A: Sorry, AQA policy prohibits answers about commiting suicide. For confidential support call the Samaritans on 08457 909090.

Blah.
 
depends what you mean by best?

For the best guarantee I'd say high speed train but it ain't too clean.

Although I suppose for mess free you could get some kind of ether and tape the soaked cloth to your face, would be painless too.
 
Question: Can you please show that the reactance of a capacitor is 15,000 ohms at a frequency of 32 Hz? The capacitor is 0.000000033 farads.

Took them 25 minutes to reply but they pretty much got it right :(
 
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