The 'ask a question get an answer' thread

[Sawell]

Very simple concept. Each post contains a question/piece of advice you'd like to ask for, and in return you answer the previous posters question. Just don't expect anything too serious.

A couple of pointers:

In accordance with forum rules please make sure it's not medically inclined.

Please

the post to make it easier to define who you are answering.

Answer:

Question:

I guess I'll start

Answer: n/a

Question: I want to learn to play a musical instrument, what do you think I should play?

 

[Sawell]

A: Very little according to their tax returns

Q: What is the scariest horror movie.

A: Halloween 2. Scary bad.

Q: Should I make the effort at work today or slack like normal?

 

[Sawell]

A: A man meat sandwich in the closet.

Q: Do you think that everybody has read the OP, that you're supposed to leave a question as well as answer one.

A: I can't decide if they're oblivious or if they're just trying to de-rail the thread (*glare at kyle*). Either way it's easy to get back on track.

Q: Girl says "I'm not ready for a relationship at the moment" after just having got out of a long term relationship, but she really genuinely likes you. Wait for her, or move on? She's an 8/10.

 

[Sawell]

A: No, build a combine harvester.

Q: How many los does it take to build a small log cabin (that an average human being can enter comfortably).

A: 1,367

Q: What form of retribution should I throw upon Grissle for trying to damage me with a paper clip?

 

[Sawell]

A - It because they have a poo fetish, and twiglets look and taste like dried up mini turds.

Q - What number am i thinking of?

A: 0

Q: Why did I think 0?

 

[Sawell]

A.) No, naked is goooood.

Q.) Why does working in IT Support suck so much?

A: Because people are thick when it comes to computers. Utterly, insanely thick.

Q: What did you have for lunch?

 

[Sawell]

Answer: Providing you dont mind me and my 2 brothers getting ya!

Question: How come this thread is still going?

A: Because it works on the viral principals of forum posting. I am a veteran thread maker and I know the perfect recipe for threadmaking. Call me Mr. Threadmaker. This thread in particular works on 3 principals, it's an interesting read (hence why it's a hot topic already) and the poster has a sense of both self-fulfilment, having answered someone's question AND a sense of involvement having had something they've posted answered. The people that are trying to de-rail the thread with negativity unfortunately just can't think of good questions, or are bitter, sour and generally not team players. Why get involved when you can sit on the side lines and be the cool one for calling it a failure, eh?

Q: What have you got planned for the evening?

 

[Sawell]

A. Leeds!

Q. A or B?

A: A

Q: What's the best meal you've ever had?