The big 30

36 here, dreading the nuclear bomb day of 40 lol. I've literally only just recently started growing a few grey chin hairs (I shave, dislike beards).

Sometimes I miss the days of when I was 18-21, life in most ways seemed so much simpler/easier back then. Perhaps the best thing to happen from age is that you sort of don't really give a sh... what other people think of you, you can actually chill and get on with what whatever the f you like.
 
I turned 40 on Tuesday! I was at work from 6am till 9.30pm, does that make you feel better?

Btw, the years go faster and faster the older you get ;)
 
The thing about turning 30 is that you become a non-person. You are instantly unsexy - even if you have a partner which I'm sure you do not - and if women were to describe you they'd use words like 'cardigan' and 'that drunk'. Embrace it, I say! Wear your cardigans whilst drinking in the shower every morning and come on 31!

To be inspirational, you must first be worth inspiring.
 
I'm hitting the big 30 soon - being whisked away to a mystery location and have been told to book a week off work :eek: :D

It's Rhyl isn't it :|
 
The thing about turning 30 is that you become a non-person. You are instantly unsexy - even if you have a partner which I'm sure you do not - and if women were to describe you they'd use words like 'cardigan' and 'that drunk'. Embrace it, I say! Wear your cardigans whilst drinking in the shower every morning and come on 31!

To be inspirational, you must first be worth inspiring.
Yeah I used to think that way too.
Cutting a long story short...
I wasted a lot of money on some hobbies, if only I'd known what I knew now. Put it this way - any prince in the world would look like an absolute virgin in comparison.
Religion, the biggest urine bucket humanity has ever known. No disrespect or anything but literally that is just exactly how it is.
 
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I'll give this advice to any single bloke... age represents nothing. There are lots of very beautiful fit "young" women who are up for it no matter what age you are.
You look awesome? fit body? 6 pack and the works?
Don't kid yourself.
That fitty girl in the gym could be giving it away for cash, you'll never know.
Ever noticed some slightly or even older or much older blokes with some fit girl on his shoulder? yeah, that is money, not love. Sorry to burst any bubble but that's just how it is.
 
Working on your birthday? Ouch. Haven't worked on my birthday for at least...actually ever (Im 30 too).
 
I'll give this advice to any single bloke... age represents nothing. There are lots of very beautiful fit "young" women who are up for it no matter what age you are.
You look awesome? fit body? 6 pack and the works?
Don't kid yourself.
That fitty girl in the gym could be giving it away for cash, you'll never know.
Ever noticed some slightly or even older or much older blokes with some fit girl on his shoulder? yeah, that is money, not love. Sorry to burst any bubble but that's just how it is.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here? Money gets people laid? Who knew eh. If all you're interested in is a one night stand with good looking women then you're going to have a much easier time if you're physically fit and attractive. If you're talking about long term relationships with beautiful women then yeah money goes a long way to keeping them around as they know they have the ability to tie down a man of high wealth whenever they want but if you're ugly as sin they'll still try and sleep with Chad on the side behind your back.

Love can't be bought and neither can primal sexual attraction.
 
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