The cleanse patch :confused:

Bengaboy · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:39

Hi, just seen this on a random website

http://www.cleansepatch.com/?mcp=3025

Surely this cant work? lol

Dj_Jestar · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:40

Don't see why it would be impossible, but I am still skeptical.

DB_SamX · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:40

If you have to ask, it probably doesn't.

Ed · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:41

Jeez, it won the 2005/6/7 "best detox foot patch".

OCdude · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:43

Took 5 seconds to skim that site........ lol

Yeaaaaaaah what utter crap!

me227 · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:43

Looks tempting to buy just for curiousity but I doubt i'd go for it.

swinnie · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:45

Only $200!

Erm, *COUGH*what utter rubbish*COUGH*

JIM_BOB7813 · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:46

Looks like it just has tea in it which dyes the patch when your feet sweat.

Ed · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:47

swinnie said:
Only $200!

Erm, *COUGH*what utter rubbish*COUGH*

Try it!

badbob · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:47

I've got a cleanse tool, it's a organ suction pipe used in slaughter houses. Just bend over, lower your pants and it'll cleanse you all right.

robmiller · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:47

It's nonsense, obviously.

bum · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:52

Oh it was quite popular in China about a year ago, then doctors did test on it and found it to be fake. The end.

swinnie said:
Only $200!

Erm, *COUGH*what utter rubbish*COUGH*

Bloody hell, in China they were selling it for like, 2 slices for 10p!!!

swinnie · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:52

Ed said:
Try it!

$200 is a bit steep for something "to try".

Ed · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:54

swinnie said:
$200 is a bit steep for something "to try".

'twas a joke.

Azagoth · 3 Aug 2008 at 18:58

Snake Oil anyone?

aardvark · 3 Aug 2008 at 19:31

lol - rubbish.

i'm afraid if you have to ask it means you are an idiot, thats why the website was set up, to trap idiots

Dj_Jestar · 3 Aug 2008 at 19:33

aardvark said:
lol - rubbish.

i'm afraid if you have to ask it means you are an idiot, thats why the website was set up, to trap idiots

You do realise you have of course just described the entire marketing industry and not just that website?

Mr.Clark · 3 Aug 2008 at 19:34

Sounds interesting.

Then I notice that the site also sells "hoodia" - some sort of weight loss treatment, according to a whole bunch of spam emails that I've seen it in.

Sounds like a whole bunch of crap to me.

PhillyDee · 3 Aug 2008 at 19:37

What exactly is coming out of the Cleanse Patch®
All of these harmful things are toxins that will be pulled out of your body if you have them in your system: Nicotine, Fluoride, Aluminum, Smog, Lead, Asbestos, Parasites, Chlorine, Formaldehyde, Arsenic, Mercury, Copper, Barium, Nickel, Gold, Cobalt, Steel, Titanium and more...

Id worry if it dragged parasites out of your foot. Why even bother with all that expensive Chelation therapy . . . .

iraiguana · 3 Aug 2008 at 19:58

lmao, how exactly is it extracting anything from inside your body? Surely at most it is cleaning your foot and that is about it.