The cows are revolting I tell ya.....

Chocki

Chocki

Chocki

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After all these years of cows being taken for granted, shocking new evidence is emerging that the cows are finally revolting and getting their own back at us.

Read these shocking stories and believe.

THE COWS ARE OUT TO GET US...:eek:

Cows Pursue dog walker into bog :
Woman trampled to death by cows :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/4091126.stm

Woman speaks of cow attack horror :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/4044275.stm

Herd of cows trample womans car :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/3934889.stm

Cows eat aeroplane :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/3614022.stm

Man trampled by a herd of cows :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3639177.stm

Woman in coma after cow attack :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/3042655.stm


I say we fight back and fire up barbecues and have a great big OcUK barbecue before the situation gets out of hand.

I'm sure the police have been infiltrated as I heard one saying 'Nothing to see, now mooooove along now'. What was he trying to hide, was it a secret meeting by the 'Bovines Expressing Equality Force'?.

You have been warned!.


:p
 
Oh dear. Stear clear of this one.
Maybe they are revolting but we can run them over,.. (and write off our cars)
 
Just get some Farmer Bolts and Some shotguns and all will be well..

"The Day of Reckoning is upon us"

OR. Just tell the MOD they all have Foot and Mouth again. And let them sort it
 
Cows are fine.

Notice how all those links are related to NABS who walk in a field full of cows and calves.. with their pet dog.


I live on a farm and have only ever been attacked by a dairy cow once and that was because it thought i was harming its calf.


Leave the cows alone they have a tough enough life as it is :p
 
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