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ok, so I'm aware that Dylan isn't dead, but I've not seen this on here before, I don't think.

let's see some TERRIBLE lyrics.

Here's Stars are Blind, by Paris Hilton

I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
Cuz I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do.

Those are the guys that wanna take me for a ride,
But when I wanna talk, it's suicide.
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And im satisfied, oh no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby,
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel, too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Maybe I'm perfect for you.

I could be your confidant
Just one of your girl friends
But I know that's not what you want
If tomorrow the world ends.
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of?
I and I alone Oh, no
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby,
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Maybe I'm perfect for you.

Excuse me for stealing
This moment is critical
it might be me feeling
It could get physical, Oh no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby,
I'll show you mine
I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do

Let's see what love can do, oh.
Baby, I'm perfect for you.
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind.
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I know it's fashionable to pick on her right now, but those lyrics are atrocious
 
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Dare I suggest:

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit! "
;)

Recently it must be that stalker looking guy, author of the:
"You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place and I don't know what to do.
Cuz I'll never be with you."
schoolyard poetry. Blunt James was it?
 
v0n said:
schoolyard poetry. Blunt James was it?
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Yeah, he is also his own rhyming slang according to at least one comedian. Coincidentally has apparantly been romantically linked to the wonderful chanteuse quoted in the original post.

2 Unlimited were lyrical geniuses though, I don't think you properly appreciate just how much feeling went into those words. ;)
 
v0n said:
Dare I suggest:

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
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How about the Real Bob Dylan:

My love winks, she does not bother
She knows too much to argue or to judge


"Love Minus Zero/No Limit" Bob Dylan "Bringing it all back home" Album 1965 :)
 
While I love some Madonna I cringe when I hear I Love New York.

I don't like cities
But I like new york
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad except New York
I love New York

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf

*cringes*
 
v0n said:
Dare I suggest:

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit! "
;)

Recently it must be that stalker looking guy, author of the:
"You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place and I don't know what to do.
Cuz I'll never be with you."
schoolyard poetry. Blunt James was it?
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I wish my face was in paris hiltons crowded place...
 
v0n said:
Dare I suggest:

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there's no limit!
No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there's no limit! "
;)
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That is not exactly awful, just simple and easy to remember which is what Eurodance is supposed to be :p ditto "I'm blue da ba dee da ba da ba da ba de da ba da da ba de da ba da" or whatever it is.

The worst lyrics ever obviously are (courtesy of Des'ree - Life):

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

And the Madonna one already posted. That is coming from a huge fan of hers
 
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escape sanity said:
That is not terrible, just easy to remember :p ditto "I'm blue da ba dee da ba da ba da ba de da ba da da ba de da ba da" or whatever it is

The worst lyrics ever obviously are (courtesy of Des'ree - Life):

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

And the Madonna one already posted. That is coming from a huge fan of hers
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I'd rather see a ghost than have a piece of toast tbh
 
escape sanity said:
And the Madonna one already posted. That is coming from a huge fan of hers
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I was actually shocked it had made it onto an album. Truly terrible!

One from Sophie Ellis Bextor I Won't Change You:

I used to change my style like I changed my mind
I tried to change a tyre but I'm not that way inclined
Tried to change my figure my diet too
I'll still change my underwear if that's O.K with you
 
Roberta it seems you are a repository of terrible music lyrics. :p I've never heard that one by Sophie Ellis Bextor but I can imagine it sounds shocking with that cut-glass accent. :)
 
Even the most revered of artists are capable of the most abysmal lyrics though

case in point:
You say yes, I say no,
You say stop, I say go, go, go.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t why you say goodbye I say hello.
I say high, you say low.
You say why and I say I don’t know.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you
Say goodbye, goodbye, bye, bye.
Oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
You say yes, I say no (I say yes but I may mean no)
You say stop and I say go, go, go (I can stay till it’s time to go)
Oh, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hela, heba, helloa
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semi-pro waster said:
Roberta it seems you are a repository of terrible music lyrics. :p
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I'm a lyrics person. I always want to know the story the singer is telling so listen very carefully!

I do love Spinal Tap and GLC because it's written humourously in a way some bands write seriously!
 
In suits they were dressed,
when the button was pressed
they fed upon semen,
the governments a demon
they left us bleeding and sore,
in the hands of the incinerator

In the bible we looked
while our cities all cooked
the mutants didn`t learn
towards Satan they turned
while the wind ripped and tore
from the wrath of the incinerator

Incinerator
wood for a feast
Incinerator
when you expect it least
Incinerator
didn`t learn from the past
Incinerator
to nuclear war we`re cast...

And now the molds cast from mistakes of the past
we`re all melting in this hot cauldron of sin
and through all his blood and gore comes the incinerator

Incinerator
wood for a feast
Incinerator
when you expect it least
Incinerator
didn`t learn from the past
Incinerator
to nuclear war we`re cast...

In suits they were dressed,
when the button was pressed
they fed upon semen,
the governments a demon
they left us bleeding and sore,
in the hands of the incinerator

Incinerator
wood for a feast
Incinerator
when you expect it least
Incinerator
didn`t learn from the past
Incinerator
to nuclear war we`re cast...

*n
 
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