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I wondered if this thread would crop up again
The end is neigh!
- Thread starter Dreadi
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Let me just tot up your girlfriends issues...
She used to be a Jehovahs witness.
Her family are all Jehovahs witnesess.
Her friends are Jehovahs witnesses.
She is a horse.
That's four faults by my reckoning. This would really puissance me off if it was me.
She used to be a Jehovahs witness.
Her family are all Jehovahs witnesess.
Her friends are Jehovahs witnesses.
She is a horse.
That's four faults by my reckoning. This would really puissance me off if it was me.
It took 142 other posts, but that was worth waiting for
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your girlfriend's parents need to quit foaling around and whinnying about their religion.
and heres a random horse pic i made
and heres a random horse pic i made
Dont ask why, but when i saw that I almost fell off my chair laughing at it!
The first time I ever saw that picture I couldnt stop laughing for ages and ages, I think I was drunk but it made me laugh so much I was crying and I couldnt breathe. Its the eyes I think and the caption is brilliant.
One of the few internets things thats soaked its way into my non-gaming friends because of me.. when ever they do something wrong and they notice I've noticed they just go "HURRRR IM A HOERS".
Was my desktop background and facebook picture for ages to lol
One of the few internets things thats soaked its way into my non-gaming friends because of me.. when ever they do something wrong and they notice I've noticed they just go "HURRRR IM A HOERS".
Was my desktop background and facebook picture for ages to lol
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Tell her to Change her number, job done
or
send them a piccy of ya GF dressed up like a goth..... that will soon send them packing,
Had one of these turn up on my door step few months ago, The woman around 40 ish and her daughter that was id say 20 was fit (even with the way she was dressed) so i invited them in for a chat they said a prayer and started talking etc.... I was on a day off work sick and was midway through a DVD day I had muted the TV but left it playing after about 2 mins or so "Boom" Eyes Wide Shut" was at the scene of the strange house where all the naked ladies where, They made there excuses and left...... left me a leaflet and said "suppress all your temptations"
lol
or
send them a piccy of ya GF dressed up like a goth..... that will soon send them packing,
Had one of these turn up on my door step few months ago, The woman around 40 ish and her daughter that was id say 20 was fit (even with the way she was dressed) so i invited them in for a chat they said a prayer and started talking etc.... I was on a day off work sick and was midway through a DVD day I had muted the TV but left it playing after about 2 mins or so "Boom" Eyes Wide Shut" was at the scene of the strange house where all the naked ladies where, They made there excuses and left...... left me a leaflet and said "suppress all your temptations"
lol
Love it! lol
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Thats more likly to encourage them!
i lol'd
I have Jehovah's Witnesses (hoovers) on my dads side of the family, its always a giggle when we visit them. They have a huge glass cabinet full of china clowns and I asked my Uncle (only by marriage) who is one of the elders of his church, if he trapped the souls of people he had converted into hoovers into the clowns. He doesn't get my humour about little donkey riding Mary all the way to Bethlehem either.