The essential Spongebob accessory...

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For all you parents with kids who are fans of Spongebob Squarepants, forget the Lego sets, what you really need is this:

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Yes, it's the Spongebob Rectal Thermometer.

Cartoon Brew said:
Are you ready to put this in your “Bikini Bottom”?

I was shopping at the supermarket yesterday when I came upon a unique piece of Nickelodeon merchandising - a Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer! Yes, it’s musical. And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!
 
Oh god thats just awful, I can imagine it being like a Krusty one off the simpsons.

"Warning; Does not read temperatures"
 
Wonder if the kid will have the same look on its face when that gets shoved up there.
 
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