The Establishment doesn't want you to know this...

dowie · Sunday at 15:21

...probably the biggest story of the year, I can't believe that it's happened, Kier Starmer will be terrified about this coming out! But highly placed sources have confirmed it's true:

You can get an all-protein meal deal at Sainburys - how cool is that!!!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1857544111005295041

Dis86 · Sunday at 15:31

All of which would have me painting the nearest bathroom stall brown. Niiiiice.

Derek W · Sunday at 15:42

Dis86 said:
All of which would have me painting the nearest bathroom stall brown. Niiiiice.

Straight from the dowiehole!

arknor · Sunday at 16:34

only 5 pounds for a liquid diet....

I thought this thread was going to be a proper conspiracy theory like the tax one from deus ex.

Leo Gold: Don’t believe me? It’s all in the numbers. For a hundred years, there’s been a conspiracy of plutocrats against ordinary people.
JC Denton: Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Leo Gold: Number one: In 1945, corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent. Number two: in 1900, 90 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it’s about two percent.
JC Denton: So?
Leo Gold: It’s called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time.

and one of his random qoutes
Leo Gold: "Ever wonder why big car companies pay two percent tax while the guys on the assembly line pay forty?

they should make another deus ex game, although I guess the first one is pretty much covid anyway

m@rty · Sunday at 17:12

Psycho Sonny would have creamed his pants for this meal deal

[FnG]magnolia · Sunday at 18:30

Cons: Reads like almost all of the Daily Mail headlines these days (you won't believe how 'verb' 'insert person' has/is/was because 'tragedy' but click here to feed your horrible base emotions)

Pros: Nice thread structure, enjoyable surprise, not mean, and a reference to Psycho Sonny living his best life.

That's an 8.5/10.

dowie · Sunday at 19:58

m@rty said:
Psycho Sonny would have creamed his pants for this meal deal

Now that's not what I'd like to visualise on a Sunday evening but it is true!

Samueltastic · Sunday at 20:01

Man the smell you'd be making throughout the day with all that protein

Malevolence · Sunday at 21:20

Samueltastic said:
Man the smell you'd be making throughout the day with all that protein

It's only 60g, the 500ml milkshake I drink on the way to work has 41g on it's own.