The evening meal - Azza style.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 18:37

First go to your local 24/7 shop...

Purchase a light snack...

Choose a suitable beverage to wash everything down with...

Then go to the local kebab house...

Purchase lamb doner meat and chips. Must be large, not small, but large!

Request a large amount of ketchup to go on lamb doner meat and chips.

Then go across the road to the local pizza house...

Purchase their version of a 7" meat feast Pizza...

The evening meal is now ready...

So all that is left is to eat.

Azza

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 18:41

JodieG said:
Did you eat all of that?

Eating it now.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 18:45

Thanks Tom and Tefal.

Dont think ill be able to eat that after this lot.

Steedie said:
And thats has to be like an "Instant Heart Attack" kit, that amount of fat and grease in one meal

Hahaha

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 18:47

Mohinder said:
You haven't done or changed or created anything.. You've just bought food.

At least Lopears grated some cheese onto his!

Qutoed for funnies of Lopez's name.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 18:57

seek said:
fixed.

I did actally ask for chilli but then I changed my mind.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 19:04

My tummy hurts.

Tefal said:
ffs this is the one reason i hate not having a tv.

Second that.

seek said:
What is a seek kebab (and should I be worried?).

Tefal's grammer at its best.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 19:06

Azza says:
rofl
Azza says:
seek kebab
Alan says:
seahk or what ever it is

BAHAHAHAHA.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 19:15

ginger_pat said:
Got a pic of after?

Boxs are now in the bin...

Ive decided to eat the crisps as a desert instead now.

mrk said:
Ummm

JABABABAHAHAHAAHA

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 22:48

LOL

I havnt actually seen you try and cook Alan.

I need to witness this type of event as it should be a laugh.

Just had to...

Tefal said:
...

And get your elf some standard smoked back bacon,

...

HAHAHAHA

Very good choice of beverage aswell.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 23:24

Scuzi said:

HAHAHA nice one Scuzi.

Tefal said:
looks like my rat in 6th form biology class.

It actually does.

Hahahaha.

I have taken its inards with you to uni?

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 23:29

Tefal said:
I have indeed azza, makes a nice conversation piece

Hot girl : Hey whats that on your desk in the glass.
Alan : Oh thats the inards of a rat I cut up in 6th form Biology
Hot girl : WTF man?!? Why have you kept it?!?
Alan : It makes a nice conversation piece.
Hot girl : What?!? Your a freak man thats just sick.

*Hot girl storms out of bedroom*

Alan doesnt get laid.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 23:33

Tefal said:
...

But could think of a better way to stop her being lonely

...

Yea, send her my way.

Azza · 9 Dec 2007 at 23:41

Tefal said:
we're not on speaking terms anymore

I could come up with so many reason for that happening but im not going to.

@ MikeHunt79

What is that drink you have there?

Azza · 10 Dec 2007 at 22:48

You will all be pleased to know that I skipped T today and im going to attempt to make my own.

Azza · 11 Dec 2007 at 15:18

shrek2 said:
Yuk. Dodgy Upper Bangor food. No thanks.

Azza I hope you are not the fat geezer I saw last week waddling along by Time.

Hahaha no!

I do waddle along by Time nearly everyday though to get to the chem building.