The Fastest Car in THE WORLD!!

Simian · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:23

For the Next week (until my baby is repaired) I am the proud owner of 'The Fastest Car in the World' (I know that refers to a Hire Car!, but a Courtesy Car is sort of the same!!

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Just been for a little bomb round the block to get some diesesal! and it don't half shift!!

Some weirdness (well it is a Citroen!) the Seatbelt is miles away I have to physically turn in my seat to get hold if it! and the Gear stick feels veeeery light!...

But otherwise I'm quite a nice little car

Vigoro · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:32

Simian said:
Just been for a little bomb round the block to get some diesesal! and it don't half sift!!

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Firestar_3x · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:32

Cool story, etc.

Janesy B · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:34

Vigoro said:
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^JP^ · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:42

Thought this was going to be about the Devel Sixteen V16 Troll car.

rodenal · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:48

Far nicer than most of the crap Avis hand me on a regular basis.

Last week I had a pug 5008. Bizarre car - I am happy to confirm however that they have now massively improved the semi auto box so it's no longer dangerous to drive, hurray.

rossk26 · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:52

Came in expecting Audi A1 2.0tdi Sline Black Edition...

Simian · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:29

Simian said:
Just been for a little bomb round the block to get some diesesal! and it don't half shift!!

Fat Fingers!!

GravyMonster · 21 Nov 2013 at 12:30

Simian said:
Just been for a little bomb round the block to get some diesesal! and it don't half shift!!

Compared to a 1.2 diesel Skoda, I bet it does.

Gammawolf · 21 Nov 2013 at 12:40

I'm more interested as to why those spaces have bits of wooded frame that doesn't appear to be doing much!?

Howard · 21 Nov 2013 at 12:44

Simian said:
But otherwise I'm quite a nice little car

Yes. Yes you are. You lovable little automotive scamp, you.

NathWraith · 21 Nov 2013 at 13:20

rossk26 said:
Came in expecting Audi A1 2.0tdi Sline Black Edition...

BOOM

Simian · 21 Nov 2013 at 13:57

Gammawolf said:
I'm more interested as to why those spaces have bits of wooded frame that doesn't appear to be doing much!?

Tell me about it!!...

It's there so the Car Park doesn't look like a Car Park!! :rolleyes:

We've asked, and even petitioned the Management company to get them removed, but Nope!! :mad:

So many numpties round here have clumped them, even the Bin Men have hit them with their lorry!! Which is very frightening to watch!! We're just waiting for them to get hit hard one day and collapse on top of the cars parked under them!! that'd be a fantastic Insurance claim!!

pepsilol · 21 Nov 2013 at 14:55

Hope you are prepared to hold onto it for a while if justcarclinic is repairing you car

wingman · 21 Nov 2013 at 15:43

Simian said:
It's there so the Car Park doesn't look like a Car Park!!

It looks bloody awful, nothing wrong with a car park looking like a car park

Janesy B · 21 Nov 2013 at 15:55

Just get some tin panels and turn it into a garage.

Sasso · 21 Nov 2013 at 16:19

Janesy B said:
Just get some tin panels and turn it into a garage.

this xD

or just taken them all down but do a really rough cut job of it and blame it on beavers.....

matthab · 21 Nov 2013 at 23:15

Looks better than the mii I'm currently rocking around in. 0-60 when I feels like it...

Hyburnate · 21 Nov 2013 at 23:19

Or buy some plant that climbs and so it can climb up it

Simian · 22 Nov 2013 at 06:52

Flippin Heck! IT DOES GO!!!

cruising at 70(ish) and wanted to overtake some traffic on the M4, Planted my foot and 70 - 90 came up in mere seconds!!