The Flying Spider is on it's way Be Scared !!!

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Yes Folks it's 4T5 with a public Health Warning of Epic scaryness.

May I present to you Volat-Araneus :eek:

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And Him & his mates are on there way over to play. :(

Humans aren’t the only species that like the hot weather, Top Scientists and Professors from Albion University believe that Volat-Araneus (the Flying Spider) will, without a doubt, migrate to the UK this year. due to the coming hot weather and an abundance of this spiders favorite food, The False Widow.!

Chances are you probably know that name. It’s the killer spider which was all over last years headlines, and this species literally eats them for breakfast. The great benefit here is that the Volat-Araneus may reduce the False Widdow population. Although this species is carnivorous it is not poisonous. The worst reported case of attack from the Volat-Araneus, comes from The fictional Republic of Kamistan (IRK) where 8 year old boy Omar Hassan found a that a female had planted her egg s in his elbow. After only 3 hours of surgery Hassan was cleared of the insects and left with nothing greater than a 3″ scar, half the size of the spider that caused the injury.
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Linky - http://www.digitalplumbinguk.com/un...mer-threatens-uk-volat-araneus-flying-spider/
 
There isn't one species of spider with wings. This is clearly an 'I've seen Bigfoot thread ! '.

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Is it says it's fake in the article lol.

This article is one of thousands designed to do one thing, get your attention so you’ll visit the website (or worse). Before we continue, we need to apologize. We are sorry, but the story above is not real (if you hadn’t already realized). We have intentionally swindled you but we are truly, truly sorry. Unlike other sites at least we’re honest about it, we’re not trying to Rob you, we’re trying to help you.
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Another one of those cases where I knew I shouldn't be clicking on the thread, as it would ultimately lead to seeing a picture of a horrific spider and myself becoming incredibly itchy and generally "urghh"

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