The forums funniest quotes

Killa_ken · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:03

Well whats yours?

Mines when briton said:

Got shot in the eye with my own Johnny 7 once.

You dont look at the mantle piece when poking the fire

So where can i spend debenhams vouchers?

Haircut · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:05

The dude in the mercury thread for sure.

Guy asking what to do with a jar of mercury

pour it through someones letter box and shout 'are you sarah connor?'

Scuzi · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:07

"Hey guys, I went to the park to meet Charlie but I couldn't see her"

The mercury one has to be the best though. I actually laughed out loud.

[ASSE]Hinchy · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:08

Someone has one in their sig on here...

"Anything less than 12 inches just doesn't fill me"

Or something to that effect

JRS · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:13

One from the Motors forum:

"Under no circumstances should there be oil in the sump really" - Lashout_UK.

Had me chuckling for a few days every time I read it

Arsey · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:15

"Look at this screenshot for my dead pixels!"

Smiley Man · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:16

"i just yo yoed my sister in the head"

it was something along those lines, can anyone else remember?

JonnyGLC · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:17

Smiley Man said:
"i just yo yoed my sister in the head"

it was something along those lines, can anyone else remember?

Yea it was that i think lmao, funniest thing ever :|

Van Hellseek · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:18

in my sig.

Steve09 · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:25

seek said:
in my sig.

Deffo!

SB118 · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:28

Defo the mercury one. Caused a genuine case of "tea out the nostrils" :eek:

kitten_caboodle · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:41

Anything Tru said. Ever

G-MAN2004 · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:42

Haircut said:
The dude in the mercury thread for sure.

Guy asking what to do with a jar of mercury

Link?

Sirrel Squirrel · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:44

kitten_caboodle said:
Anything Tru said. Ever

"Tru and kitten sitting in a tree, K, I, S, S, I, N, G"

benktlottie · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:45

Haircut said:
The dude in the mercury thread for sure.

Guy asking what to do with a jar of mercury

Absoutely genius - even made my wife chuckle!

k++ · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:51

I don't understand what a Jar of Mercury has to do with Sarah Connor

never even heard of her

Karl

Morthoseth · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:52

k++ said:
I don't understand what a Jar of Mercury has to do with Sarah Connor

never even heard of her

Karl

Blasphemy.

Terminator 2, T1000.

benktlottie · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:52

k++ said:
I don't understand what a Jar of Mercury has to do with Sarah Connor

never even heard of her

Karl

Terminator 3 mate

Sirrel Squirrel · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:53

benktlottie said:
Terminator 3 mate

2

edit/ ok I'll let you have 3

k++ · 24 Jan 2007 at 17:54

ahh it's all coming back to me now, dammit I might have laughed had I known who she was.

Not seen T3 yet