The haiku thread

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 22:40

Post a random haiku here (written by you, off the top of your head), could potentially be quite funny....

My poor effort to get this going... Dedicated to tomorrow.

Working once again
All customers are morons
Another dull day

I'm sure you lot can do better...

Edit: There are various types of Haiku, but a very simple English haiku should be three lines, with each line consisting of 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively.

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 22:52

Nice

I think "hours" is just one syllable though and it's supposed to be 5-7-5.

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 23:00

semi-pro waster said:
Haiku reminded
My team sucks still
Losing interest

Middle line should have 7 syllables (see edit to OP).

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 23:20

The dark sky thunders
Terrifying crash is heard
Gillys ban hammer

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 23:25

Spam on the forum
Much rubbish posted in threads
Tefal here again

J/k!!

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 23:32

A noise above me
The voyeur feline returns
Ceiling cat appears

Van Hellseek · 13 May 2008 at 23:45

David Hasslehof
The awesome legendary
David Hasselhof

Utter randomness

Van Hellseek · 14 May 2008 at 01:54

Mohinder said:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Love this one.

Van Hellseek · 14 May 2008 at 11:20

It's lunch time for seek
Last nights leftover pizza
The food of the gods